May 30, 2021
Dont fuck ghosts
why not
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Dont fuck ghosts
why not
Ice in the water bucket is a waste of good ice
YOU BEAT THE ICE AND MAKE GOLA OR YOU EAT ICE I EAT ICE I WILL GO EAT ICE ILY
Okay since you have 0 braincells let me spell it out for you
Bathing is more important that eating ice
Exams? BURN THEM
Yeah I have the boards left now so I'm currently studying lmao
Tumblr and Discord are the only social media I use now
Siyar Bahadurzada finishes with Luan Chagas with a body kick-uppercut combo
Fella @maybeshotguhn suggested Gary Copeland incompetency could lead to some tragic circumstance and, well, he came close there. To be honest I bet most refs would’ve been like “You okay pal?” in the same spot.
Siyar Bahadurzada 3-0 in the USADA era, all by finish. Dude just hits too hard even if this was a somewhat easy matchup for him stylistically. Dude who wasn’t going to try to challenge him with angles or excessive moment. Siyar can take what’s thrown his way and then just presses forward and overwhelm with you strength. Dude’s in the midst of a second half career renaissance. I had high hopes for Chagas but it’s 1-3 in the uFC at the end of his contract. Not sure he’s got anything to offer at this point.
This has the same energy
@holding-infinity-and-a-book
I’m sorry I was bored
The Minfi chronicles
Infi was just thinking about how peaceful and quiet the day had been when her phone rang. She sighed as she saw who was calling and thought it had been good while it lasted as she picked up the phone to talk to the person who was 100% guaranteed to end today’s calm vibes.
“Siyar. Hi” came Mocha’s voice from the other end “We kinda have a teensy problem-“
“Get out of there. Set out the fire if you can. If you can’t, don’t try anything. Call the fire department or two or three fire departments if necessary-“
“What No I haven’t set anything on fire and the more than one fire department situation happened only once ok”
“I never said you’d set anything on fire and what did you do if not something fire related?”
“I never said I did anything! How do you know I did anything at all!”
“Mocha. Did you do something?”
“.......maybe?”
“Was it an intentional use of powers for a just cause like how we decided to use them?”
“Intentional? No. Just? Maybe.”
So it was an accident. Kind of amazing how even with the huge number of powers mocha had, she regularly forgot she had them and how to use them. She blamed it on school.
“What? Evaporate a building? Create a whirlpool? Make a jungle erupt from nowhere and have the trees throw their fruits at billionaires?”
Actually the last one wasn’t a bad idea
“I wish. So I’m not able to submit my physics homework.”
“That’s it?” Infi sat down, clearly relieved. “Ok we can sort that. Just open Google classroom and tell me what you see-“
“No” mocha cut her off “listen. I can’t submit my homework because a) I haven’t done it and b)................ikindasenttheteachertomars”
“you wHAT?”
“oops? I DIDNT MEAN TO I SWEAR I mean I did because I was kinda wishing the teacher would end up on Mars so we didn’t have to submit the homework and then I was figuring out how that could happen BUT IT WAS ALL HYPOTHETICAL I SWEAR and then the next thing I know....the teacher is on Mars. Alive”
Infi thought about it for a minute and said “You know what? It’s been a long day. Do we have to get them back? There’s no such rule telling us to do that. The world can live without physics for some time don’t you think?”
"NO you’re supposed to be the one to save people! Listen! If we save them we can pass the grade for free i think. And personally I’d like that a lot than telling my parents that not only have I failed physics because I damaged my teacher, I’m also a superhero because that would be an extra-curricular activity for them and heavens forbid we do anything fun right now.” Mocha replied practically, surprising both herself and infi. Practicality was not her favourite thing.
“You’re right and I hate it. Lessgo”
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I'm giving you a polar bear hug which is like bear hug but cooler
cooler-
i hope you realize that polar bears are literally warmer than regular bears because they needed to adapt to living in the ~polar~ regions
Hold a competition.
Name the winner your satanic successor
No.