Aug 8, 2013
My conversation with my cousin Sierra
Me: What's the deal with forks? Who just woke up one morning and said "I'm going to attach these 4 pointy stabby thingies to a stick and impale my food to consume it" ?! Sierra: And knives. "I'm going to use this sharp pointy thing to cut this huge ass watermelon Me: Spoons yo! Who thought, "Maybe I should attach this tiny bowl to a stick to consume my soup" ?!!? Sierra: What about bowls? Who said "This soupy ass liquid don't work with my plate! Let's make a plate with a rounder bottom. That'll work." ?! We kept going but it just got weirder and weirder.