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bed time story for matthew.

There was a girl who could only live on lemonade. Her parents were really old and rubbish and just kept giving it to her to the point where she couldn’t have anything else. Or they were really nice and only gave it to her because they really like her i can’t make my mind up about that bit. She could only live on lemonade if she didn’t have lemonade she would die and her parents were going to die soon because they had something wrong with them, like their blood was blue or something. She had a brother but he was really stupid so no one cared about him they just wanted their little girl to live.Before they died they put the girl in a bottle of lemonade. They just left her brother sat by her. She could see him really well because lemonade helped her eye sight so she could see him really clearly through the sides, even though the glass was as thick as a skull. And because it was the country side there was nothing for him to eat and nothing for him to buy and he was starving and she could see that and there was no one looking after him and because he was a bit stupid he couldn’t look after himself and it kept on raining so he got a bit rusty. She was having an amazing time in the lemonade but she knew she had to help him ,so she swam to the surface but she couldn’t get out it was to far away since the bottle was so big. She knew she had to do something he was getting worse and worse and he was really hungry and thirsty and he started eating grass and puking up all the time. All she could do was watch him puk his guts up one the other side of the glass. But then bingo, she knew what she had to do, she started to drink and she drank and she drank and she drank, this was a lot of lemonade enough to last her till she forever because her parents wanted her to live for ages and she drank until she was in an empty bottle she waited until she had a big one stored up and then she done a massive fart with blew her out the top like a rocket. Then she stopped her brother eating grass, then they went and found a nice little house to live in together, her and her brother, and it turned out that drinking all that lemonade cured her, because she never drank it again. She had orange instead.