OoooOoooohh! XTRA PROBLEM FOR OUR LEADERS TO MAKE GOOD.
After a warm summer the Xxland’s citizens are increasingly becoming worried that their healthy 60–100 cm of yearly snow won’t show up in time for the 2021 Winter Olympix along the beautiful coastlines of Kaxlmar – a place of athletic pride and an important commercial tourist attraction for the regio--NO SCRATCH THAT! Well. Lets remember it still, but the elphxxant in the room is that we have another big issue now, the COVIX-:( virus has put our region on hold, proper glue like. With borders closed no tourists can visit, no transnaxxtional business or exchange of goods as transports are halted for days at the borders. Aaand how will the athletes even COMPETE when having to deal with the protecxtive skxyhat used as protection against the COVIX-19?
Our current local expert scientists have long warned about that our lifestylexs have set us up for troubles. It’s a proven fact that the local warming, an increase of 2–10°c over the last 11 years have made it possible for the skybug Covix-:( virus to not only infect trees, plants, smaller to mid-sized bushes, cows et cetera but now us humans of the antropoxene.
The same local ssscieeentistss have made very vague promixes about that the skybug can’t survive for a very long time if we follow a few principles of protecting and washing surfaces that are exposed to their window of attack – from above – while wearing protective skyhats©©©:
Wash your head, hair and shoulders every 30 minutes or use wet-wipex© every time you’ve been outside
Don’t go to the hair-dressers more than necessary
Use an approved skyhatx©© for your own and your regional friendxx
Don’t sleep lying down outside without a full skybugx© protective suit
Remember that skyhats have saved us before, like during the Spanix flux
Buy stuff, save the economy and banx
(Skybughatx© are quite cheap!)
Don’t make your own skygbux hats, well you can but buy Skybugx©
YOu can steralize your Skybugx© hat in the microwave for 12 minutes, full effect
DO NOT JOIN IN WITH THE ANTI-HATXXERS! FREE WILL IS NOT A PART OF THIS, FOLLOW OUR INSTRUXTIONS AND STAY SAFE OR HIDDEN!
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However, and due to super strong demand from all categories of Xxlanders the two parties of XXLAND will meet and discuss their take on the issue of the WINTER OLYMPIX during the Covix-:( (((and no snow too?!))) [GAME EVENT #2].
It’s soon, but still with time to go, and as both parties are known for strategies of persuasion to the region’s stakeholders we should expect participation in a wide arrangement of communicatory channels to convince us that their solutions is just super.