❛ i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account? ❜
“Silly Farkle, if anybody’s smart enough to figure out how to start a new life account, it would be you, not me,” Riley told him, wrapping an arm around his shoulders. Farkle had been such a rock for her ever since she’d been sorted into sidekick class, it was the least she could do to try and make him smile again, even after he’d been lamenting getting a lower grade than Smackle for the whole lunch period. “It’s not that bad, I promise. You’re still the best genius I know -- and besides, if you start a new account, you won’t get to see the look on Smackle’s face when she thinks she can beat you again but really you kick her smart girl booty next time around.”
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