#skyler bane

[sharpenurdamnknife]

[X] aaand for Skyler

//You poor person. You ask for one picture and I give you not only multiple pictures but multiple scenarios:

A nice Picture of Skyler. She loves this cheeky ass smile:

And then there is this...which she probably got from him mother and keeps at least 15 copies off cause he keeps ripping them up.

[brokenblondeprincess]

🍜&🍲 (El)

🍝 - Can you cook? If yes, when and how did you learn to cook?

"No. Not at all."

He wasn't raised in a normal family of any sorts. He grew up among garage workers and mob members - they ended their day and went to their families - El was fed with whatever someone made for him - or with what he bought for himself once he started getting his own money for helping around cars.

He never created the need to cook. He could order a pizza or grab a burger when passing some restaurant.

🍲 - What is your favourite dish?

"...pizza."

He's one of those people who use food only as a source of energy (weirdo). He can tell if he doesn't like the meal but he's not picky in any means.

[sharpenurdamnknife]

[ JEWELRY ] 🥺

[ jewelry  ]  Skyler clasping a piece of jewelry for Piper , such as a necklace , or earrings

Piper hadn't expected Skyler around that night. She wasn't particularly keen on going all the way into Shreveport for this date either but for some reason, she certainly didn't want Skyler to know about it. It was more of a favor than anything. An old aquatints of hers from when her father was alive that lived in Washington DC had asked her to take out their friend's son or...something like that. She learned a long time ago that trying to understand the dynamics of the rich and powerful was fair beyond her interest. All she knew was that when they said Young gentlemen, she was supposed to dress up, put on heels, look pretty, and fucking behave as if she had bought into that whole world. Of course, she hadn't but she also knew that offending powerful men weren't always in her best interest...or her sisters. Or her towns.

"You don't have to stay you know." She was just talking to make noise so that she couldn't feel Skyler's warm breath on the back of her neck as he fastened the tiny clasp of the pearl necklace behind her. "Sookie will watch Cassie... and I'm going to try and make it short." God, why wouldn't he say something that breaks the silence? Some dirty joke, some insult about her getting dressed up. Something. Anything so this didn't feel weird. So that she didn't feel like somehow this situation was wrong.

[sharpenurdamnknife]

truth serum meme here. "Oh c'mon, you think I'm charmin' and no amount of jokes can hide it. You wouldn't let the gators eat me."

Truth serum because skyler likes the positive affirmation! @skyler-bane

"Oh my god really? You need it that bad?" Piper sighs and gives him the side eye. "You're cute okay? You haven't charmed me yet! I'm super hard to charm so you've got some work to do hon." She smirked but it was the truth. "And because I'm looking forward to watching you try to charm me, I'll direct you away from the gators."

[sharpenurdamnknife]

things you said meme: skyler&piper, 27

Things Piper says to Skyler at 4 am on the phone. || @skyler-bane

"Okay look....I know its bored and I know you hate it here but...I mean...there are good things too right? You could always come back and give it a go just for a visit without things trying to kill you.

[ravagercherri]

music is blasting through headphones ( space age love song by the seagulls ) could be heard even to someone not sharing a headset with her. It was by pure luck she jumped on this ship , but now she had to concentrate on figuring out where they were going , how she was going to get back home. But there was really no rush , was there? Instead , she plays with a contraption in her hands that obviously connected to somewhere. Wires were her forte , and finding out where they connected to spanned curiosity , a blessing and curse for her.

Her guard is let down.

@skyler-bane

( starter call for new and old mutuals -- accepting !! )

[sharpenurdamnknife]

and 📷 for Cassie/Skyler

Piper couldn’t help but smile as she put the picture on his counter, one that she had gotten printed on glass when she had gotten back from New York the very first time. She had one of her own but had kept it tightly under wraps, not wanting to freak the man out.  But it had been nearly two years they had been ‘seeing’ each other.  Of course, they didn’t call it that.  Since they had started fooling around was probably a more accurate term. 

But she felt like now he’d be okay with it.  “Now don’t be weird about it but…”  She turned it around so that he could see the picture of him and Cassie Ice skating that first day in Central Park.  Him in the back hoodie and Cassie cheeks all pink and looking like a little Eskom.  “I couldn’t help it.”  She admitted, a flush coming to her own cheeks.  Sentimentality wasn’t really their style…at least they pretended that it wasn’t. 

[sharpenurdamnknife]

[tickle] - My jokes aren't funny? ok, darlin', I'm gonna make you laugh one way or another.

"I didn't say they weren't funny! I said they were lame! Lame can be funny!" She protested, the words becoming more and more frantic and desperate as his fingers dug into her sides. "No no no!" She laughed and cried out at the same time, squirming like a fish on a line. She was almost completely out of his lap when he pulled her back in, almost over his lap.

"Skyler baby!" She pleaded desperately. It was so hard to breathe when you were laughing this hard. Every time he'd get close to her for the next week she would cringe back, turning red and trying not to laugh at the sensation that came back with the memory.