he stretches his arms up and behind him as he watches the road through his windshield for a moment . placing his hands back on the wheel , he casts a sidelong glance at the angel sitting beside him . and maybe he's taking a bit of ( mean ) pleasure in the fact that he's knows that aziraphale hates when he drives like this . ( in his defense , the angel is cute when he's frazzled . ) ( actually , he's always cute . ) but come on , he's a demon , right ? that means he's basically contractually obligated to drive faster than he should . a brief glance at the speedometer and he eases off the gas just a bit . don't wanna give aziraphale a heart attack or something . what would he do if the angel discorporated ?
❝ soooo , ❞ he starts out , stretching the word for probably longer than , strictly speaking , necessary . ❝ angel . ❞ that one isn’t stretched out so much as it is drawled . he leaves the word between them for a moment , watching darkened trees zoom past them . ( or , rather , watching them zoom past the trees . ) ❝ d'you think we've got it ? this whole . . . averting the apocalypse . . . thing . reckon it's in the bag ? ❞ he's personally unsure , but aziraphale has always helped to ground him ( and yes , he recognizes the irony in being a demon whose angel grounds him ) so his input is , as always , greatly appreciated . ( well , mostly always . crowley refuses to take style advice from someone with a penchant for wearing tartan such as he does . ) || @skystray
















