Adam and Lucifer hanging out with Angel and just playing video games or some shit. Lucifer is spacing out and not really paying attention to the two as they do their own thing, Adam is leaning against the frame of Angel's bed while Lucifer is sprawled out on his lap.
Adam: I would make a great house husband.
Angel: A what?
Adam: A house husband! Ya know like a house wife but like... a guy.
Angel: That feels... mildly sexist.
Adam: No, no listen to me. I know how to cook, I clean, I know how to keep a whole a farm alive and I can decently, raise kids.
Angel: Sure... I guess...
Adam: Lucifer!
Lucifer: Huh? What?
Adam: Wouldn't I make a good house husband?
Lucifer: I dunno
Lucifer grins and shifts so hes sitting properly on Adams lap, one hand grabs Adams wrist and pushes it against the side of the bed while his other grabs one of Adams horns and yanks his face to meet his, game controller forgotten in Adams free hand.
Lucifer: You offering?
Angel bursts out into laughter as Adam turns beet red.
THIS IS FAKE NEWS ADAM DEFINITELY CAN'T COOK FOR SHIT
