#slenderman asks

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*Lulu walks into the kitchen to see Sally at the stove, standing on a little pink stool and making popcorn, odd because for one she shouldn't be using the stove by herself, and two, its 8 in the morning, is she having popcorn for breakfast?*

Lulu: Sally what are you doing?

Sally: popcorn.

Lulu: I can see that...why?

Sally: Jane asked someone to get popcorn but no one else wanted to stop watching.

Lulu: watching what?

*there's a loud crash in the living room, sounds like the tv got knocked over, Jane shouts from the living room*

Jane: Sally hurry up, its getting good!

Lulu: Sally what's happening?

Sally: Ben got mad cause Jeff cheated at mario kart, but Jeff said he didn't cheat, so now they're fighting.

Lulu: ...oh...and no one stopped them?

Sally: no.

Lulu: who else is there...besides Jane?

Sally: there's-

*she gets cut off by Toby, EJ, and Jane all loudly cheering on Ben in the fight*

Lulu: ...never mind....I'm going back to sleep.

Sally: byebye!

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if Slenderman can't figure out who did this next few days he's just gonna draw sticks and whoever is pulled will be punished for this because its getting worse

Jane[scrolling on her phone in the living room]: out for loooooove loooove think of who you care about, protect them and be out for loooooove

Ben and Jeff[doing a whole dance in the kitchen]: you're loser baby! a loooser but just maybe if we! eat shit together things will end up differently!

Toby[singing to himself while helping Lulu with chores] I'm supposed ta do somethin am I am I supposed ta do somethin do I run do I dare

Lulu[singing to herself while doing chores with Toby: candles sprinkles friendship guinea pigs churros pangolins

Zero[humming while hanging out in the living room]: don't you forget you ain't won yet you still need me like you did before

X-Virus[working on drugs in his room]: hell is forever whether you like it or not had their chance to behave better now they boil in the pot

Hobo Heart[laying on the roof and singing to himself]: love in a bottle love in a bottle don't need love when it comes in a bottle

Judge Angels[in her room, cleaning her sword] storms comin I can see the clouds no runnins gonna save you now

(wanted to do a few I haven't done on here yet any Zero fans I love her)

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Christmas time in the mansion (pt 2)

of course this is happening again, how could anyone forget this little annual conversation. Tim and Brian have been looking for each other all day, everyone pointed them in the right direction and left them alone, its time.

Tim:....

Brian:....

Tim:...uh...so, I um...I got you something.

Brian: oh...you didn't have to

Tim: I know, I just, wanted to, I...I mean I know it's early but um...I just, uh, you know I didn't want you to think I wouldn't.

Brian: right...um...yeah I get that...I got you something too

Tim: you...didn't have to

Brian: wanted to.

Tim:....so...um

Brian:...yeah...uh...stuff....stuff happened.

Tim: I uh...I didn't...I didn't mean for any of it to-

Brian: I didn't either...it was...it was a lot.

Tim:...

Brian:...

Tim:...

Brian:...do you um....do you remember the um...the first time we spent Christmas together?

Tim: I...yeah, I do....we didn't have anywhere to go so we just walked through the woods off campus....we didn't talk much, we just....were together.

Brian: yeah it....it was nice....it was nice.

Tim:...do you um...want to go?

Brian: huh,oh um....yeah....yeah that'd be great.

Tim: the...the snows pretty light right now, we um....you know we might not have any better time to go so um....

Brian: yeah....yeah lets go....it uh....might be a nice way to catch up right?

Tim: oh...yeah, we never.....we never really talked much since um....that.

Brian: yeah....

Tim: lets...lets just go

Brian: yeah

[some marble hornets angst, you can take this as romantic or platonic brim]

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You have 1 new voice message from {REDACTED}:

This is a message to ALL who reside in the SlenderManson. Be careful of where you lurk, for death is in the shadows. Watching, waiting. And if you aren't careful, you might find yourselves in a nightmare you can't escape from. Including you.....Slenderman....

End of voice message.

Jeff: I got 20 bucks on that being from Zalgo!

Dina: maybe it’s another random killer? not the first time some rando threatened us.

Slenderman: if it was anyone in this mansion I will beat you and lock you in the basement.

lazari: what if this is serious?

Ben: well most of us are already dead so I’m not worried. not like I can drown a second time.

Hobo Heart: i haven’t seen anyone around here that isn’t one of us. maybe we’re fine?

x-virus: we’ll see. but I will like seeing what the mystery and unease does to everyone.

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Here's a question for Jeff, if you could partner up with three people out of everyone (Be it any of the boys or girls, and yes Smile Dog can count too) who would you pick for a team of four to go on a killing spree with and why that person specifically?

[I'm sorry for replying late omg I need to check this more often😭]

Jeff: Smile dog cause he's awesome, Toby cause he's funny and good to have around since he burns evidence, and Ben cause the idiot is annoyingly good at scaring people which is the most fun.

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Question for all the Creepypasta girls: Who would you say do you hate the most? (Aside from Jane's hatred for Jeff) And who is your most beloved person out of everyone? (Could also be any of the animals at the mansion as well)

[sorry for replying late]

Jane: You already know my answer for hate, and my favorite is obviously Mary.

Zero: Grinny Cat is my favorite, as for who I hate I'm not sure. I guess if I had to pick maybe EJ, he never puts his stuff away after cooking, corpses all over the kitchen sometimes.

Judge Angels: Hate would probably be....um....I guess Jason and Doll maker cause they're always arguing about who's better and they drag Puppeteer into it sometimes. Most beloved, Puppeteer and Bloody Painter.

Lulu: I don't really hate anyone in the mansion, some of the boys can be a bit annoying but I wouldn't say I hate them, and my favorites would be the girls, Sally, Lazari, Lily and Lucy.

Clockwork: Jeff is an asshole, and as for "most beloved" I guess Jane and Judge are pretty cool.

Candy Cane: Hate? I don't really hate anyone, most beloved would be my brother and the others in the circus.

Nina: Most beloved is obviously Jeff! As for hate I don't really hate anyone, I guess least favorite would be Jane since she wants to kill him but she's still really cool, I wouldn't say I hate her.

Sally: I like Lulu and Ben annoys me the most. He cheats at Mario Kart.

Lazari: Lulu is my favorite, but I don't hate anyone.

Lily: I like Lucy and Lazari the most, and Jason's the meanest, he yells when I try to see the dolls.

Lucy: Lulu's the best, I don't like Jeff very much.

Nurse Ann: I guess EJ is one of my favorites, he didn't get to finish med school so I mentor him sometimes, he's a fast learner. I don't really hate anyone, but I do hate when Smiley takes the supplies out of my cabinet and doesn't return them.

Kate: I don't hate anyone, my favorite would probably be Masky, Tim's a good guy and we get along.

Rogue: I guess my favorites are Kate and Toby, I don't hate anyone, Hoody gets on my nerves sometimes though.

Jill: I don't hate anyone, and I love the others in the circus, even if they can be irritating at times.

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If this is official can i talk to Slenderman?

Note to Slenderman:PLEASE QUIT HAUNTING ME DUDE.

Slenderman: whoever you are that's not possible, I can make you forget about it until our next encounter though if that's better

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Who does the cooking in the mansion? or is it like a hunger games style free for all food battle

Tim: Free for all. Like I said, we kinda have to fend for ourselves.

Toby: Yeah but...I wouldn't recommend going in the fridge after EJ uses the kitchen...or Pinkamena...sometimes they leave meat in there after cooking. Its not something most of us would wanna eat

Tim: ...right. Yeah it's mostly better to buy your own stuff here.