slenderman-is-here se- no. nO. NO.
"NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. I'M OUT. BYE."
seen from China
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slenderman-is-here se- no. nO. NO.
"NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. I'M OUT. BYE."
*stalks*
*creeps*
slenderman-is-here wants to join your crew!
"…..Well hello there Stranger!"
"how strange"
"You don't have a face. You have no right to say that."
"rubber you say?"
"Yep, see?"
"I am a demon spirit they call Slender i have power of demons and can move at great speed angered I can send millions to purgatory a hellish place where I feast on every part of your body!"
"Ah, that's pretty cool, I guess." *not impressed.*
"I'm made out of rubber."
he silent for a while "fine"
"Good! Welcome adored! Now, that means I'm your captain so you can't tell me how to handle children. Got it?"
"The first thing you should know is that I'm going to become pirate king. The next is not to touch my hat. The next is that Zoro is my first mate. Sanji is the cook. Nami is the navigator. Usopp is the liar - I mean, sharpshooter. Chopper is the doctor. Robin is the historian. Franky is the ship wright. Brook is the musical skeleton."
"You can be the human scare crow since your so ugly."
"So..... what's your name?"