#slone titanfall

[handsomesangel]

forgot that when you kill slone in titanfall 2 blisk is like "wow that was fucking awesome do you wanna join my group?"

[smallfry15005]

[captain-lastimosa]

“Who said anything about salvage? I’ll do this one for free.” — Slone, Apex Predators

These pants were made to go with this chest piece.

[smallfry15005]

Viper: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Ash: I’ve witnessed a lot of dumb stuff.

Slone: I’ve recorded a lot of dumb stuff.

Kane: I’ve joined in on the dumb stuff.

Blisk : I told you fucking idiots not to do the dumb stuff.

[smallfry15005]

Slone: Viper, why did I just get a call from Kairi’s school?

Viper: Probably because they couldn’t reach me.

Slone: Yes but why did they call me?

Viper: Oh, you’re our emergency contact.

Slone: Why??

Viper: Well I’m not gonna put Blisk!

[smallfry15005]

Blisk: Kane, if you’re reading this-

Slone: Can Kane read?

Blisk: Richter, if you are reading this out loud to Kane-

Viper: Can Richter read?

Blisk: …

Blisk: Ash-

[smallfry15005]

Slone and Kane get roped into babysitting Kairi - Part 1

Slone:

Kane:

Kairi:

Kane: Sooo.... You like giant robots?"

Slone: She's ten!

Kane: I don't know how kids work!

[smallfry15005]

Kane: You know what? I’m sick and tired of you treating me like a child—

Slone: *pulls a treat out of her pocket*

Kane: —oooh, gummy snacks!

*Five minutes later*

Kane: Wait a second