#sloth speaks

[predictablesloth]

Even if ICE retreats from Minnesota, the system has to go.

Even if Kristi Noem is impeached, the system has to go.

Even if ICE is defunded, the system has to go.

Even if the right withdraws, the system has to go.

Even if Trump dies, the system has to go.

Even if a liberal is elected president, the system has to go.

Any institution that lets fascism rise is one that's fundamentally broken.

We have the unique opportunity to change the foundations of the US for the better and we can't waste it.

[slothquisitor]

My professional development today is at our local aquarium which makes a lot of sense since I teach English.

What are the chances that we get to walk around the actual aquarium at any point, do you think? Because if I’m in this close proximity to sloths and I don’t get to see them I’m going to be real bummed out.

[sloth215]

bro how the fuck do I work this site again I literally blocked from my mind out the ages of 14-21 aka the ages I was on tumblr

[literallyasloth]

I'm getting a little impatient with not saving Osiris yet, or getting any new lore about him this week...

GIVE ME THE GRANPA ALREADY, BUNGO

[predictablesloth]

There are two types of yellowjackets fans:

[predictablesloth]

I'm so pissed at the fair play awards not covering everything else Amber did alongside blocking the cameras and checking in on Kaori, which included but was not limited to:

Holding a devastated Mone after she lost her place on the podium (how did they miss this tf 😭)

Was there for + held Isabeau after she dropped to 12th

Clapped and encouraged the audience after every performance (for 2 hrs straight)

Pushed Alyssa to stand up and get recognition after her gold medal win

Shut down rumors about her disrespecting Adeliia Petrosian

Used her platform as an olympian to speak on mental health and women’s health issues

Was constantly crediting and hyping up both her team and others

All after loosing her only shot at the olympic podium after TWENTY YEARS OF WORK

[predictablesloth]

Grand Prix final champion.

US champion for 3 years running.

7 time Grand Prix medalist.

Undefeated in the 2024 Grand Prix.

5th skater and 2nd woman to land a clean triple axel at the olympics.

1st woman to land 3 triple axels in the olympics.

10th best TES in history

7-place comeback in her olympic free skate, bringing her to 5th.

Landed 5 types of triple jumps by age 11.

Oldest woman since 1928 to skate for the U.S. in the olympics.

1st openly queer woman in her olympic category.

Vocal about politics and human rights issues.

Amber fucking Glenn.

[predictablesloth]

No one:

That one part of the internet:

AKA I started ritalin, blacked out, and woke up 3 hours later with this in front of me. Lmk if I missed anything.

🫵 also ​no i don’t remember my selection process so don’t come at me