Mario: I thought you were dead!
Belle: No, I was just down here having a nap. What the fuck is going on?
DK: You were very still- I poked you-
Belle: I'm a very sound sleeper - sorry?! You thought I was dead and instead of calling for help or getting an ambulance- you took my power up potions book and gave it to Toad and fucking winged it?!?!
Toad: The show must go on??
Belle: Oh, this is bullshit!














