#smited

[bright-eyed]

Went to therapy today it was good. She asked me if i’d ever considered living in an RV cuz i seemed like i’d like it LMFAJJKJKOO GD yeah i considered it after like the 5th person told me that same thing. Thanks

[brainwormcity]

Screenshotting obsessively, as usual. Tell me why I almost burst into tears.

"Smitten... I believe."

[netscapenavigator-official]

Call me Ezekiel 23:20 the way I-

*gets struck by lightning*

[oceandiagonale]

Rest with a bowl of tomato soup, when she is allergic to tomatoes? Kalos onion soup thank you very much.

OH MY GOD I FORGOT........ RIP 🪦🪦🪦

tomato was just the first thing that popped into my head after "chicken noodle" but since spare can talk to all pokemon she's probably vegetarian (maybe okay with ethically sourced slowpoke tails??) and the mushroom-based meat substitutes in gene's world are so variable that I doubt spare is like, eager to try them SDKJFHDSKJ

[rijl]

I would not have been in the area at all had I not been ditching work to encourage divinity school students to volunteer on the cases of immigrant victims of wage theft. And I would not have been slowing down to turn (thus allowing me to be rear-ended and my little red car to be smushed RIP and my neck to be whip-lashed), had I not been looping back around the block to check on the old guy from my church that I passed kinda struggling on the sidewalk.

why?

smited by God for trying to do good(???)

this was the devil's work

Voting ended onOct 8, 2023

[one-rogue-army]

No...

You invoke Jesus to destroy figs, not get figs?

[m00ngbin]

Get smote

[veliatra]

So, funny story.

I drew some stupid sexy Bane doing sin biscuits and the moment I stepped out of my home, I was punished for my hubris.

Not only did I trip and fall, but while I was gone shopping my program crashed and like 70% of the progress I made was lost.

BANE YOU'RE FICTIONAL THE FUCK YOU HAVE INFLUENCE HERE FOR