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I had a dumb idea so here it is.

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Okay, so what if outside of the Smite performance space the gods are staying at an on site hotel called "Hi-Rez" a funny way of saying High Rise. So imagine if you will, Odin and Zeus arguing over the pent house suite? Zeus feels entitled to it as he typically resides in Olympus where he can oversee us with ease, Odin feels he deserves it as he resides in Asgard far above Olympus. They have a big fight but during the commotion Hades, being the troll one up master he is senses an opportunity to get one over on Zeus and using his death from below move he passes by the brawl unnoticed to get to the desk attendant and book the suite for himself. Can you imagine how smug he'd be? How mad Odin and Zeus would be? You know they'd argue over sq ft space in the next biggest hotel room 😂

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Me and the wifey for smite selfie day :D 😘❤️😍😍

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I did good 👍

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Smite Theory

Nike and Fafnir run a betting pool, they find it fun and all the other Gods enjoy having light hearted jabs at each other about their odds. Nike enjoys it because it drives the Gods to fight harder, think smarter and not give up so that they can beat their odds. Fafnir enjoys it because he gets to be the treasurer, he was overjoyed when Nike asked if he’d do it. Only problem was he didn’t realise he’d also have to pay out when people won their bets, he struggles with giving the gold back, but Nike is patient with him, likely because nobody wants a repeat of when he went full dragon and burned down their last offices.

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Wooooooooo, Terra is now Diamond

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Wooooo

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Not me, but somebody has been working out, I'm so proud ☺️ rarely see this hunk lately.