ccxwonshik:
sms ↦ 👉dimps👈: ...🅱️ro... sms ↦ 👉dimps👈: bruh where to start sms ↦ 👉dimps👈: i swear bro talking to u is like trying to talk to my dad esp when he asks me how to use a phone sms ↦ 👉dimps👈: alright so first of all 👆 i dont think ur a hoe sms ↦ 👉dimps👈: it means i think ur a close bro, bro sms ↦ 👉dimps👈: think of thot like "bro" yet...not exactly the same 💁♂️ sms ↦ 👉dimps👈: eggplants mean 🍆💦🍑 sms ↦ 👉dimps👈: also no bruh but i cant risk the bad luck
[ 📩 : cotton candy ] don't compare me to your fucking dad, wonshik, that’s weird [ 📩 : cotton candy ] but also... you call your close bros hoes? and thots are similar but not quite the same... [ 📩 : cotton candy ] why do I get the feeling that somehow you’re misleading me here? [ 📩 : cotton candy ] if I find out these aren’t just strange terms of endearment and that you ARE calling me a hoe i swear to god [ 📩 : cotton candy ] what the fuck do you mean eggplants mean eggplant, tears and peach? is that a pictograph [ 📩 : cotton candy ] y’know what I'm just gonna google it [ 📩 : cotton candy ] …so I looked it up. it definitely fucking means gay sex- wonshik... are you coming out to me through emojis? is that what you’re hoping to find this fall- someone to fuck you til you cry or something? because, dude, you could have stood to be a bit more eloquent about it