#snapebae

[meatcrimes]

snapebae

another excellent user, her edits are hilarious and i love how blunt and to the point her humor is. she’s one of my longest online friendships (going on 8 years this summer omfg time flies)

we went thru so many cringey fandom phases together. first we were cringey v for vendetta fans, then we were cringey avengers fans, then we were cringey buzzfeed fans and now we’re cringey lana del rey fans.

[meatcrimes]

OMG IT'S YOU!!! 💕💕💕💕💕

it is i, jimbles notronbo

[evilgrowsinthedark]

Hi. I just read your post about your friend. You are in my thoughts tonight. I'm very sorry. 😞 I want to share my condolences and my love to both you and your passed friend. May he/she rest in paradise and that they are safe in a wonderful place. 💕 Surround yourself with beautiful people and take care of yourself during this tough time. If you need to talk to someone, I'm free to answer. 💖😌

Thank you very much. I know that where he is now, he is free of all his ailments and at peace. It has been very difficult for me to process the whole thing, cause he was one of my bestest friends and we had so many great times together. I will cherish those memories I have of him. Thank you again for your kind words.

[snapedefender]

This is a bit of an intimate question but do you think Severus had any, you know, any partners after Lily's death? Maybe only carnal lovers? Do you think he's capable to love someone the same way he loved Lily? I hear this a lot about him being a "so-called" virgin by multiple people (some even shaming him of being one which I think isn't cool) but I want to hear your stance on it.

That’s an interesting question! It’s complicated for me because I tend to read Snape as asexual, so I don’t really visualize him as having much (if any) sex.

However, if you want to read him as sexual (which is a viable reading!) I think it’s entirely possible he had lovers during his adult life. I don’t think he ever came close to loving someone like he loved Lily - for Snape, I think he’s really only capable of that kind of love (whether it’s read as platonic or romantic) once in his life, and that’ll be about it. I don’t think that would necessarily stop him from having sex, though. Snape seems like the kind of character who would view sex as a necessary evil - like, he may do it bc it is a bodily need, but I doubt it’s something that plagues his thoughts.

I do think it’s also possible that Snape is still a virgin (which we absolutely shouldn’t shame Snape for, jesus christ why). Mostly because Snape just... seems to exist so totally within the world of his revenge in the books that it’s difficult to imagine him setting aside time to have sex, but also because I don’t know that Snape is the kind of character to indulge in sex with random strangers. He seems too paranoid and secretive for that - I think that if Snape had sex, it would have to be with people he knows... and I think for Snape, it would also be a matter of trust. He’s been mocked for his appearance for years, and that kind of thing leaves an emotional scar on someone. I don’t know that he could be comfortable being naked with another person unless he trusted them, and Snape trusts so few people. (Pretty much no one, except maybe Dumbledore which is just kind of.... gross. Dumbledore’s way too old for that kind of stuff.) 

I don’t know! I like the variations of Snape in fanon that is a Sex Stud™ but I tend to lean more to the virgin theory because it makes more sense character wise for me. Either way, I don’t think Snape gives much credence or thought to sex - for him, it’s very much just something to be done when his body demands it, not a pleasure or drive.

[thingsdracomalfoywouldsay]

Draco is the kind of trash that would be up for sex anytime. Like. He looks like a Fuckboy.

he is 900% garbage, but i feel like he also has like rly high standards for people he fucks with??? literally and metaphorically. like if draco is around you, you have had to meet his very rigid standards