#snazzymcfly

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ALLLL :P

omfg but why do u want to know all those answers??? well okay u asked for it~

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

ehhhh not really I mean yeah with my dad but hell no with my mom

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

probs this bae or maybe this bae or this bae wow too many baes (love them all tho)

03: Do you regret anything?

uhhh not usually and I would probably have to think about it for awhile

04: Are you insecure?

in general not really but time to time

05: What is your relationship status?

single ayyyyy

06: How do you want to die?

woah uhhh probs protecting someone I love or defending a cause definitely saving or defending someone/something 

07: What did you last eat?

pasta I think

08: Played any sports?

yup soccer softball basketball volleyball lacrosse and track stopped tho cuz all the girls were all bitches

09: Do you bite your nails?

nah I aint about that

10: When was your last physical fight?

with my cousin but we do that jokingly

11: Do you like someone?

uh

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

ughhh yeah

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

nah I don’t really ever feel hate it just doesn’t happen for me

14: Do you miss someone?

hmmm I’ve been missing my godmother lately but thats kinda weird cuz she died when I was 5 or 6 so I didn’t really know her well but also my sissy/cousin so yeah

15: Have any pets?

yup 2 dogs a chihuahua Tubia and a schnoodle Winnie

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

p chill also a little chilly but okay thanks for asking >u<

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

HA no out of all the places to make out why?? ew no

18: Are you scared of spiders?

nahhh from a distance I’m okay with them but if they start gettin in my biz yeah we gonna have a problem

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

and like do what?? just see? sure I wouldn’t wanna change anything tho 

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

HA no

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

since its monday ima talk about next week - cry and sleep in cuz school almost starts so netflix and covers

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

uhh yeah I guess but dude idk man it all depends I live in the moment

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

just regular ear piercings on each ear 

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

Latin and music basically language and artsy junk 

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

didn’t we already go over this? proceed to one of the questions above

26: What are you craving right now?

pretzels also strawberries omfg wait crepes yes

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

:( yeah

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

nah

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

nope

30: What’s irritating you right now?

certain people

31: Does somebody love you?

friend love yes but not IN love

32: What is your favourite color?

like royal blue or smthin like that I like green too

33: Do you have trust issues?

not really I’m fairly trusting unless u give me multiple reasons not to

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

that was a little bit trippy I’m not really sure but I think it was pretty creepy

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

umm I have no idea man can't even remember the last time I cried in front of someone probs a funeral or movie or smth

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

not really it all depends on what happened who they are and what they did

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

hmm I want to say forgive because that way you know you have come to terms with it and you understand what happened and know how you changed as a person for the better

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

idk man I just got with the flow

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

okay this is starting to make me sad

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

???? I’m pretty sure thats a no but maybe when I was a baby and no one cared???

51: Favourite food?

fettuccine alfredo damn thats good pasta also love fruits like strawberries

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

yeah I mean sometimes it seems pretty obvious and sometimes its like ???

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

probably internet more specifically tumblr

54: Is cheating ever okay?

NOOOOO NONNONONON NO

55: Are you mean?

nah I’m a generally kind person unless you do something that is blatantly aggressive/mean then watch out I will stop you

56: How many people have you fist fought?

3 or maybe 4 but for good reason

57: Do you believe in true love?

yeah have you ever had a dog

58: Favourite weather?

autumn sweater so perf

59: Do you like the snow?

yes its pretty

60: Do you wanna get married?

yeah that would be nice

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

mehhh not usually its funny if they’re joking tho but not seriously

62: What makes you happy?

friends puns internet homestuck laffy taffy music very comfy covers sweaters hoodies bonfires my puppies and milk

63: Would you change your name?

nah

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

??? yes it would be hard to kiss nobody

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

bruh we’ve been through this I know I’m awesome but u know I just dont feel that way about u now stop being dumb and keep talkin to me about that nerdy junk u always talk about

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

yeah I’m pretty chill around him and he is very comfortable around me too

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

besides my dad these boys in the play

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

ummm idk my dad ???

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

yeah why not its probably pretty hard to find them tho :/

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

this is gonna sound ridiculous but I would die for literally any person in the world (especially my friends like duh thats a no brainer) but yeah I would honestly give up my life to save a person I had never met before in my life

Jeez ur a little shit but I loved the questions so thanks! It was fun~ uwu

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Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).

wow! I didn’t see this message but I’m answering it now ~~

okay so I’ll start with my best bro from 12 years back this girl

she hates pears like she cannot stand them

I can’t call her her name without it feeling weird cuz we have known each other too long and same with her its kinda like saying ur own name it just doesnt feel right in ur mouth

every time without fault when I say “remind me….” she just repeats right back what I say and I always forget she does that and I can’t even be mad it’s my own fault

technically her god-brother is her father which I think is hilarious

we made a plan that if we are 40 and still alone (cuz lets be honest its probs gonna happen) we will get married but like bro married

okay now moving on to the moirail

I gave her a cute nickname which is Jenu and she calls me Danu

every time she tells her story of how she had to go to the front of the class in grade school and recite the first couple of lines from the blue song as a poem because she forgot and the teacher told her it was amazing I lose my shit

whenever she takes breaks in conversations she does this hilarious noise thats kinda like a turkey I also lose my shit every time

we have the same exact size hands

once at a sleepover we were all delusional at like 1 am and we were listen to the song young volcanoes by fall out boy and she changed the lyrics to “we are like young tomatoes” and she laughed her ass off while we all groaned then like an hour later she changed it to “we are like young potatoes” and she laughed even harder and another bae fab girl below threatened to kill her

okay last but not least bae 

Jenu called her Misha once and it stuck so I tag her as that and u people must have been hella confused srry

if she asked me to kill a bitch with no explanation I would not hesitate or ask any questions

her birthday is somewhat soon and I already have the perfect gift for her <3

her otp is Spock and Captain Kirk~~ so hella gay just like her

we are the same personality type INFP (long story)

adding another cuz its perf~ I remember once a pic of Chris Evens came on my dash and she made a sexually frustrated noise that sounded like the waluigi “WAA HAAA”  and I will never let it go

thanks for the ask!! it was really fun!! >u<

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32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.

okay well my grandparents house in Mexico~ I think it was the place where I had the best memories and I still go every now and then. They had a tree swing and me and my cousins would play soccer in the open field next to their house and we would buy fireworks from down the street and light them. The nights were the best though because we would all take benches and chairs from inside and circle them around the campfire and the pure Mexican music always played in the background of my family’s laughing and joking wow those are my favorite memories

36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.

eating pasta til I’m pretty much bursting its that simple and straight to the point

38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.

okay well In My Life by The Beatles reminds me of this loser

Count On Me by Bruno Mars is my moirail

and those are the only ones that come to mind~

Thanks so much for the message!! <3333

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I was tagged by a hella sweet nerd

the rules are: •always post the rules •answer the questions from the person who tagged you and write 10 new ones •tag 10 people and link them to the post •actually tell them you tagged them

1. How many languages do you speak?

I speak two languages (Spanish is my first and English is my second) and I'm currently learning 2 more (Latin and Italian)

2. How many times have you been tagged in this type of things?

pfffff this is like my third time or smth May smh but no dont stop tagging me I love it and u <333

3. Make a sentence-long summary of your weeaboo phase

*shudders* okay but its not gonna be pretty it was a dark time in my life I swear I've changed

*ahem* oh M G di D yOU SEe THE LaST HE TALiA EPiSOODE ITALy aND GErMANy WeRRRRRE sOOooOoOO CutE AND oMfG i LoOOoooVE aMERiCA~~~~ kyyyYYYAAAAA XDD

4. Song that has been stuck on your head recently?

Little Talks by Of Mice and Men, Holiday by Green Day, Phoenix by Fall Out Boy, and Pompeii by Bastille

5. Last movie you went to see in the theater?

X-Men: Days of Future Past

6. Was the ticket expensive as hell?

Yea kinda

7. Are you organized?

Sorta its a special type of organization where everything is in spheres of clutter but its kinda in a system

8. Do you have a job?

Yep International Head of Sales and Distribution thank u very much~~

lol just a fancy title tbh all it means is that I am the only one who can sell stuff to people who can only speak Spanish and I'm in charge of the International orders

9. Describe vaguely an anime you’re watching rn

tall naked things that eat short zip lining people that are very overprotective of a wall

attack on titan if u couldnt tell

10. What do other characters think when the protagonist is having an inner monologue in the middle of the conversation?

goddamn this piece of shit protagonist he always fucking does this i can obviously tell he is discovering some deep shit about himself but why the fuck cant he do it later like everybody else and not when I'm trying to give him directions to the crappy walmart down the street

My Questions:

1. What movie do you think deserves a sequel?

2. Favorite book to movie adaption?

3. If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your alias?

4. What makes you really sleepy?

5. Favorite midnight snack?

6. Ever had your shoelaces tied together? Ever tied somebodies?

7. What profession have you always admired?

8. Reaction?

9. If you could dis-invent one thing, what would it be?

10. What would be the best thing about not having a sense of smell?

The Victims:  | Eridam-it | Snazzymcfly | Wheresthepotato | Belevi | Madamefrodo | High-fructosekahnsyrup | Whatamess22 | Ragingrejection | Attracted-to-ackles | Brainlesstroll | 

Special shoutout to May for tagging me~ Thanks! >u<

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Me and my friend's text convo

Me: hey hey hey u busy??

Friend: Im at the casa de pasta

Me: Wait olive garden?

Friend: Pasta. House.

Me: oh

The worst part is my first language is Spanish and I'm fluent in it

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Oh my god I found it! My memes are saved! I almost cried! Wait thats not a meme what is that doing there.

snazzymcfly, as she reads through the said meme document

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OH NO! I Don't Have My Meme Document! I've Lost it. I don't have my meme document. All is lost. Oh my Memes!

snazzymcfly, who is currently about to cry.

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remember when snazzy siad "im bleeding out" and i said "I FEEL IT IN MY BONES" because i do and im still sobbing over the embarrassment