Severus Snape is either bisexual or aroace but he's definitely shippable as fuck.

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Severus Snape is either bisexual or aroace but he's definitely shippable as fuck.
In a world where Severus and Lily stay friends till their 7th year but lily is still dating James.
"Mrs Evans how have you been?"
"Severus! It's been so long. I am great how have you been? Lily tells me you have been doing very well in school"
"I suppose my performance has been adequate. Thank you for the tea, it is delicious.
"It's chamomile, dear. I..I needed to ask you something.
"Of course, what is it?"
"I...well with Lily dating already and uh...this is awkward. Please say no if it makes you uncomfortable but would you mind going on a date with Petunia?"
"Uh..excuse me?"
"I know I am being nosy but she has been really lonely lately and...I just.."
Severus owed quite a bit to the Evans family. He thought it wouldn't be that big of a deal to go on a single date. Besides Petunia would probably say no on her own when she finds out anyways.
It was quite a shock when, not only did Petunia not refuse she was on her best behavior and seemed to be really into it. She dressed to the nines, always had a smile on her face and laughed at his shitty jokes.
It was an even bigger shock that Lily seemed to be quite jealous of the whole situation.
"Sev she's my sister!"
"I promise I will be on my best behavior and not hurt her."
"She hates me! Why would you go out with her!!"
"Like you going out with the boy who tormented me?"
"So you really weren't fine with me going out with him??"
"Of course I wasn't but it's not up to me who you date! And who I date isn't up to you either!"
snetunia moodboard
and what if i said snetunia was my fav one sided ship. what then.
is it just me or does it honestly feel lyk all the characters in the first war era (marauders & lily+ DE gang) were fucking each other?
Persephone Snape (fem Severus) x Petunia Evans Moodboard
The Forest for the Trees; a Snape/Petunia oneshot
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Petunia Evans Dursley/Severus Snape, background lily/original character Characters: Petunia Evans Dursley, Severus Snape, Lily Evans Potter Additional Tags: Enemies to Lovers, kind of. it's more like:, Enemies With Benefits, Teen Angst, Dysfunctional Relationships, Unrequited Love, Secret Relationship, Awkward Sexual Situations, but also some less awkward ones!, Jealousy, Hate Sex, Sandwich making, that's not an innuendo. a sandwich is made. Summary:
For a moment, they looked at each other, seething with it. They were close. There was only air, and hatred, between them. ----------- His friendship with Lily over for good, Sev finds himself at odds the summer after his fifth year. So when he runs into Petunia Evans on a street corner one night, he feels he has nothing to lose. And, maybe, neither does she. A one-shot in which Severus and Petunia have an awkward, slightly messy, but sometimes kind of sweet summer romance.
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i do really think Snape and petunia's relationship is soooo under considered. in my head they are mortal enemies. Mortal ones!! they have hated each other since they realized each's relationship with Lily was a threat to the other, but they both pushed her away in the end and it had nothing to do with the other one, only themself...wait...mirrors? maybe at least a little?? and like. they are now the only people who share in this wreckage of a shared childhood. and we know they both hold grudges. they'd scream 'you killed lily' at each other immediately...but also like they love insulting people...if they lived in different circumstances they might have been friends....
also. for all of the grudges around James and love and guilt with Lily...Snape was definitely seeing petunia in Harry. she is the one that raised him. and Petunia was clearly thinking of Snape a lot too, he's still her first conduit to wizarding knowledge. she was soooo relieved he didn't show up with the Hogwarts letter.