#so embarrasing omg

[cheekyscottish]

Her: I just assumed he was gay!

Me: People just assume I’m straight. I. Am. Not.

Her:

Me:

[diamonddogbeauties]

When senpai catches you staring

[captainpaulalikeswatermelon-blog]

Me: He doesn't have a big booty, he just have a nice booty

Friend: OH MY GOD!

I look behind me and there stands the guy I like.

[alpal-pie]

GAH! SO EMBERASSED

Accidentally reblogged a private RP instead of the post below it! I hate Tumblr! It has been recently scrolling up and down without my consent!

[kazoomusic]

I just had to ask a coworker for help because I couldn't get my numbers to add up correctly. It turns out that half of seventy is not forty-five.

[chai-tea-monster]

Shout out to my boyfriend who now looks at my blog: I love you like crazy baby 💕💕

[myblogknowswhatyoudidinthedaaark]

I'm so awkward 😸

[teamtuttle]

Apparently I have issues with doing any of the extras in life. I can work my job and pay my bills. I can love, clothe, feed and manage my kids and their daily needs. But any time I try to do something extra. Something out of routine. I fail horribly. Tried to plan a date night for hubby. Got to the movies and it was sold out. Had to call the babysitter to extend the night. Still had to sit in the front row at the next showing. Raced home only to realize, while talking to the babysitter about the movie, that I forgot to stop at the ATM to get her money.... Wtf is wrong with me...