#so haha

[growing-gems]

hmm...

m!a: priyanka is now part cow! you can probably guess what this entails ;3

also, all of her clothes are cowprint

Short but thick horns adorned her head as her tits swelled to the size of a rose quartz's. A light brown turtleneck and glossy leather pants covered the traditional cowprint underwear beneath

[ho3hologram]

i am literally so mad i am like shaking :)

[qiqiwaiiii]

saw an portuguese tweet about how leon has a medium face as a boyfriend (esp for someone so pretty as sophia) but the perfect face for a softie girl dad (i dont know how tf to translate babão) and never saw him the same way

also, look at sophia's face!! I always felt that she would always rather date the funny soft men than date the (necessarily) pretty ones (even if she is not dating leon)

hmnn I think it’s a cultural thing cuz leon’s family (the barretto’s) are known for their good looks in the philippines. plus ive seen leon and his videos outside of me knowing he’s close with sophia and I was like “oh a decent guy” cuz to me (and some filos) he’s really charming, tall, has a deep voice, does charity work and is vocal about political issues and corruption in the country so like he’s a decent face card with a good morals & personality

so him being a “soft funny man” rather than being a “good looking one” i think is based off cultural differences/standards/types cuz many filos have their ideal type in men as similar to him while I get that some international fans may not get his charm or visuals

well i dont get the visuals of the white men linked to the other katseye girls too (except for dani’s) so I guess it’s a tie

[crashingcryptid]

When Kyle and you get into arguments, it's easy for both of you to get riled up. You're both a little hot-headed when it comes to being right, refusing to back down from your point just because you have to make it.

So you created a rule. Fighting can only happen if you both pretend to be dysfunctional divorced parents.

"And you don't think that I don't know why you didn't do the dishes!? It's cause you're bringing that tramp around again!" Kyle huffs dramatically, throwing his arms in the air. "Did you even ask before bringing him around our little boy!? No, cause you only think about yourself!"

"Don't you bring our son into this!" You fire back, a grin already breaking across your face. "I already told you, her name is Linda! I'm a free man, Kyle! And I'll have you know, I cooked dinner last night! The one who cooks doesn't clean!" You grab a glass from the cupboard and fill it with water, dramatically throwing it back.

"Oh, great! You're drinking again!" Kyle exclaims on disbelief, kissing your head as he starts the sink and begins to wash dishes. "You're always so nasty when you drink."

"You drive me to it, woman."

[shiningn1ght]

my dog likes to circle around people with his blanket in his mouth ,, welcome to my ted talk on why my dog is the only good dog in the world .

[elssero]

hi babies

[h4ll0w3d-h34rt5]

*cutely fantasises abt making someone parasocial over me, then manipulating them, then just fucking beating them up