Nov 7, 2024
Simon ‘I need to be between your thighs’ Riley
Simon, who has a circulation problem in his ears, needs to keep them warm by resting his head between the reader’s thighs for at least an hour a day. Simon, of course, won’t let the reader go back to this so-called doctor who prescribed the treatment, just in case they might want to ask how to help the poor man with his mysterious illness. (There is no doctor, only Johnny, curious to hear how it went and already considering claiming he suffers from the same condition.😢)