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[somanywords]

they're so dear to me <3

[its-shakespeare-bitch]

[beanthebugboi]

Part 2 of the Crows as stuff from the quote doc™️

Part 1 here

gotta tag @wrens-baked-in-sugar @sarkylittlemonster and @s0l1v4g4nt again ofc :)

[shit-im-bi]

THIS IS SUCH WYLAN ENERGY IM CACKLING

- Jack Wolfe, A Storm of Crows and Shadows

[daughterofathenacarli]

netflix posting “six of bros” like no you don’t understand. their amazing (practically sacred) relationship is something you just don’t get. you don’t get to call kaz with the girl he loves so much through a pure emotional, non physical bond, whose laugh he would bottle up and get drunk on if he could and with the guy he considers a brother even after everything he went through with jordie. you don’t get to call them bros. 

[pigeonriot]

SIX FIVE OF CROWS + POSTS IN MY QUEUE (screencaps by @/shadowandbonesc on twitter)

+ bonus:

[beanthebugboi]

the Crows as screenshots from my friends' quote doc

inspired by this post

Part 2 here

tagging some of the people involved (even though only one of them has actually read SoC >:( cough cough) @sarkylittlemonster @wrens-baked-in-sugar @s0l1v4g4nt

[shit-im-bi]

Lil crow hc I've had in mind for a while

Kaz, pointing at his broken cane: So.

Kaz: who broke it?

the rest of the crows: *absolute and utter silence*

Kaz: I'm not mad, I just want to know

Inej, immediately: I did it. I broke i-

Kaz: No. No, you didnt.

Kaz: Jesper?

Jesper: Don't look at me, look at Matthias

Matthias: WHAT

Matthias: I didn't break it

Jesper: huh, that's weird... how'd you even know it was broken then, huh?

Matthias: because it's sitting right in front of us AND THE DEMJIN SAID IT'S BROKEN

Jesper: suspicious.

Matthias: the only thing suspicious is why Kaz is actually asking us instead of manipulating us into confessing.

The Crows: *absolutely silent*

Kuwei, piping up from literally nowhere: If- if it matters, probably not but um, Wylan was the last one to touch it.

Wylan: liar. I don't touch Kaz's things, I dont have a fucking death wish.

Kuwei: oh really? Then what were you doing by his room earlier?

Wylan: I was practicing self defence with Jes's guns and KAZ IS THE ONLY ONE PARANOID ENOUGH TO HAVE A BULLETPROOF ROOM.

Jesper: to be fair, Wy has terrible aim, he needs the bulletproof room.

Wylan: YEAH, everyone knows that, Kuwei.

Inej: alright alright, let's not fight, I broke it, so I'll pay for it, Kaz.

Kaz:

Kaz: no.

Kaz: who broke it?

Jesper, lowering his voice: Kaz

Jesper: Nina has been awfully quiet

Nina: oh wow, REALLY JES

Jesper: yeah really

Nina: I thought we were fucking friends, Jes.

*cue the commotion as Matthias very loudly takes Nina's side and Wylan takes Jesper's side*

*everyone starts arguing*

Kaz: I broke it.

Kaz: A splinter from the wood poked my hand so I broke it over my knee and didn't regret a second.

Kaz: but I predict that 10 minutes from now they'll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Kaz: I'm bored and I need entertainment.