#sockmonkeygangster

[prdskat]

the dumb boy part of sleepover saturday makes no sense all boys are dumb

My bae speaks the truth. (follow devon)

Sleepover Saturday! Send me things!

[keepongaming]

but why is it spelt ‘archive’ if it’s pronounced as ‘arkive’?? my entire life is a lie.

[as-a-coleman]

so uh hi everyone this is your blogger. so this picture actually sparked some big deal for me! devon, my lovely love, on the left and i got some pictures taken and they were uploaded on facebook and as a recently self-discovered genderfluid individual, i was expecting 'mostly looking good dude' comments form friends as i'm still mostly referred to as a male. but several of devon's friends assumed i was female and im actually really happy because thats the first time people who dont know me have referred to me by other pronouns i know its silly but im super happy!! sorry for ramble but i am happy

[keepongaming]

shaming urself into erectile dysfunction

[as-a-coleman]

on describing me

devon: i mean, like, your shoulders? absolutely gorgeous

devon: your collarbones? it's like they were carved by an artist

devon: your dick? fuckin' hella

[keepongaming]

one time at a party a couple of my friends were sleeping in my bed and a friend and i decided to pretend to be their parents and read them a bed time story. naturally he grabbed a phone book and started dramatically reading advertisements and last names with phone numbers while i picked up a guitar and started playing classical music behind him.

[keepongaming]

C, G, H, M, S, V

oh hello friend :))C: Where I would like to live.anywhere cold tbh. i love the cold weather.G: Single/taken. single heeell yaaaaH: Favourite book.i’ve been reading game of thrones lately and cannot put it down.M: Random fact about me. my personality ranges from dean winchester to castiel on a regular basis and changes frequently throughout the day S: What’s my ringtone.nothing too exciting atm but my answering machine message for my cell is “i don’t understand. why.. why do you want me to say my name?”V: What my name means. my name literally means a "landing place for chalk or limestone" and if that doesn’t represent how sad my life is i don’t know what does.