Ever get an idea you think is both brilliant and dumb, that makes you feel smart and slow at the same time? My phone's lock screen is opened by swiping from any point with my finger. Where I put my finger, a circle appears, and as I swipe, it grows until the screen behind it is fully revealed. So I put a Doc Scratch wallpaper in and now I can giggle to myself every fuckin' time I open my phone.
THEORY CONFIRMED: SOEROAH IS LORD ENGLISH(and yes I do shit like that all the damn time)
















