I hate soft-shelled turtles with a passion. I hate them as much as I hate snake-necked turtles. The fact that soft-shelled turtles even breaths the same air as me the fact that they are on the same fucking planet as me (luckily I don't have them where I live) fill me with enough rage to find God and kick their ass for making such vile creatures exist let alone let them live in the same universe as me. Fuck rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles (one of my all time favorite shows despite this) for ever introducing the fact that they exists to me I was living in blissful ignorance before they brought soft-shelled turtles to my attention I could've gone my whole life without knowing about soft-shelled turtles. This being said, I have told almost everyone that I have ever met about the existence of soft-shelled turtles. I have made it my personal mission to tell everyone about these devil creatures because if I have to know about these blasphemous beasts, so does everyone else
I mean, look at these fuckers how can this not fill you with rage and confusion
