#solarsunspots

[farfromhelpless]

( 😍 ) a text about their crush

@solarsunspots 

(✉️ ➡️ bobberto ): do you ever look at a pair of brown eyes and just go /wow/ (✉️ ➡️ bobberto ): bc that’s what i’m feeling right now (✉️ ➡️ bobberto ): and no not yours. you’re cute but you’re a nightmare 

[roi-des-voleurs]

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t? -- @solarsunspots

[le tache de soleil] that bad, huh? mon dieu [le tache de soleil] don't think i've ever had worse than a "d" [le tache de soleil] ...uh, what exactly /are/ we discussin here, homme?? [le tache de soleil] i was thinkin bad beer, but i just wanna be sure we're on the same page

[roi-des-voleurs]

( 😴 ) a half-asleep text -- @solarsunspots

[le tache de soleil] hey bobby, you know any places that'll deliver breakfast right to the bedroom?? [le tache de soleil] cause i got a kinda...impediment blockin me from headin into the kitchen [le tache de soleil] she's just sleepin so soundly that i can't bear to disturb her [le tache de soleil] that and she's got her arm so tight around me i kinda can't get up [le tache de soleil] help me out here, mon ami. i really need some coffee!

[farfromhelpless]

@solarsunspots

(✉️ ➡️ bobberto ): i heard you came to new york too :// (✉️ ➡️ bobberto ): you could have given me a ride in your jet (✉️ ➡️ bobberto ): i bet you have a private jet (✉️ ➡️ bobberto ): or three (✉️ ➡️ bobberto ): rude. bobby. rude as hell (✉️ ➡️ bobberto ): i had to fly coach back. i think ms potts flagged my corporate card and i couldn’t afford the upgrade to first class on my own (✉️ ➡️ bobberto ): i was suffering, bobby. deeply suffering

[apoisontouch-b]

Send ‘drunk’ to receive a drunk text from my muse. 

@solarsunspots

(✉️ ➡️ Bobby ): three ihs this coufple din the bar that is fighting and itss really ilkling my buuzz bobbxy :( (✉️ ➡️ Bobby ): where are you? you should joiin me so i can ignore them jloudly (✉️ ➡️ Bobby ): alow (✉️ ➡️ Bobby ): hsy didn't ysou tell dme you were back???:(?