Jan 30, 2020
I normally don't do onlyfans or sites like that (I mean the internet is free) but wow Madison, yours is definitely worth it 😍😍😍
I can’t believe people actually like it enough to say something lmao thank you so much!
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I normally don't do onlyfans or sites like that (I mean the internet is free) but wow Madison, yours is definitely worth it 😍😍😍
I can’t believe people actually like it enough to say something lmao thank you so much!
soldierpallaton replied to your post: If anything could use it in general to tickle your...
(thenew-blue) “You tickle me. I tickle back. And I can make extra hands,”
“Well, my tail was extra fluffy. And has extra tickle power”
@soldierpallaton replied to your post
When Spectre finally tells Parallax to fuck off
is technically still hal jordan telling hal jordan to fuck off WHEN WILL THIS BOY BE CHILL WITH HIMSELF WHEN WILL HE LEARN THAT HE DESERVES TO LOVE HIMSELF
soldierpallaton replied to your post: merry christmas eve everyone! or whatever you...
I prefer to celebrate my birthday on this day ;p
damn jesus trying to steal your thunder...happy birthday!
I seek your opinion as master of all things Tony Stark. Do you think that comic!Tony would or would not have a field day picking apart MCU!Thanos "motivation"?
(( I don’t know abt being the master of all things Tony Stark, but I’ll do my best!
I think 616!Tony definitely would’ve sassed Thanos more, especially with his motivation, like you said. I don’t remember if Tony ever heard why Thanos wanted to wipe out half of all existence? But I could be wrong about that. But yeah…….I could live for genius Tony mocking Thanos for his stupidity. ))
( @soldierpallaton )
Advice. Twenty minutes with ice, twenty minutes off. I had the same issue a few months ago, and that tactic worked very well for me.
I haven’t been doing it every twenty minutes, but I have iced it a few times today. It seems to help a bit.
I love how your hair is! It's got a very nice wave to it!
that’s the leftover from my perm, it’s usually straighter then that but thank you!
wonderbat, obviously
General:
Rate the Ship - 12002/10Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Until Bruce dies.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Attraction at first sight, but love didn’t take long to follow.
How was their first kiss? - Probably surprisingly awkward for how experienced they both are.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Bruce
Who is the best man/men? - Clark
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Lois
Who did the most planning? - Probably equal.
Who stressed the most? - Bruce
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Harley Quinn. She came anyway.
Sex:
Who is on top? - Diana.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Diana
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - A good while
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Diana gets more.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 1
How many children will they adopt? - God, so many. So many.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Bruce
Who is the stricter parent? - Bruce
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Bruce. Again, Diana is doing the stunts too.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Alfred
Who is the more loved parent? - Diana
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- Diana
Who cried the most at graduation? - Diana
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Bruce.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Alfred does it all.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Does Bruce forgetting to eat like a human count as picky, or just stupid?
Who does the grocery shopping? - Alfred
How often do they bake desserts? - Alfred makes sure there’s always sweets for Diana.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Diana is a vegetarian.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Bruce
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Bruce
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Diana
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - They share it, Alfred does the dusting and what not, but the pick up after themselves
Who is really against chores? - Bruce tries not to be, but he’s not used to having to do them.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Damian, they’re all Damian’s anyway. Even if they’re not, Damian takes them.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Diana
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Bruce
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Diana.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Diana
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Diana isn’t allowed, Bruce isn’t allowed. Only Damian is allowed.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Christmas gets all the decor, but they always have a menorah out too.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Diana wants to get Bruce to talk more about his feelings.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Bruce
Who plays the most pranks? - Diana, but she sucks at them.