Thinking about solving world problems like a stand up comedian doing crowd work
"so, I'm not saying eat the rich, or kill the rich, I'm just saying that there is an option to kill two birds with one stone, rich people and starvation, come on people let's be efficient! "
"Ok, so over here, someone just screamed in 'WHAT ABOUT LADY GAGA?!' and I'm saying 'please take that up with the hungry angry mob, that is not for me to decide. You know what? Let's all make a list for revision, I'm adding Andrew Garfield, Tom Holland, David Tennant, Robert Downey Jr. and the guy that played the first Spiderman. Gordon Freeman of course, but I specifically want him to narrate the entire situation specifically like a golf sports narrator. And Jim Carrey as our battle jester, I will not elaborate on that, however it is in my terms and conditions. Any questions?"








