#someone write this immediately

[willowcrowned]

I wish you would write a fic where quigon had to do jury duty

hey anon I want you to know that this is the funniest fucking concept on the planet

[I wish you’d write a fic game]

[incorrectzukka]

ok so last night i was given a vision: au where the fire nation is actually a peta headquarters, waging a war against their local farmers. the air nomads were a plant farm that focused on paying workers fairly, and ozai drove it out of buisness. the water tribes are fisheries on opposite sides of the town, and the earth kingdom are dairy farmers. lu ten didn't actually die, he just got disowned by shitlord azulon. iroh becomes a dairy farmer during his redemption. (1/)

(2/?) Ursa used to be a chicken farmer. the bei fong parents refused to let their 'poor helpless blind daughter' work with her favorite cows so when the gaang freed her they took them with her- Strudel and Blueberry (iroh lets her keep them on his farm). appa is a normande steer. zuko's entire ark is him learning that it's ok to not be a militant vegan (also ozai probs burned his face for like, eating meet or something like that.) yue wore a raincoat and rainhat constantly. jeong jeong grew hemp

(3/3) eventually they drive ozai out of town by getting all the stores in town to refuse to sell to him. disgraced and banned from whole foods, ozai flees the state, never to return again. azula had to care for a bunch of turtleducks one summer at a 'sanctuary' and she loathed it. zuko stole them and let them go in the public park before they could get put down.

[hardsr]

world class hitman seulgi is forced to work with her enemy since her trainee days, bae irene, due to her company hiring her as a tagalong to seulgi for the assassination of a dangerous drug lord criminal. they hate each other’s guts and make it a competition to see who can eliminate the man first but somewhere along the way they find themselves getting a little too close... enemies to lovers hitman au yup i’ve done it again

[ghostnebula]

(Pigeon anon) Stan is RIGHT and he should say it!! People think pigeons are rats w wings and they're NOT😠. They are good and noble creatures who coexisted w us for our mutual benefit for CENTURIES and then were cruelly abandoned and unjustly maligned! Also now I'm imagining him keeping/raising pigeons and it's very cute🥰.

sorry the mental image of Stan hand-feeding a nest of baby pigeons has actually made me ascend to a higher plane of existence, so thank you for that