#somethingfunnyandclever

[somethingfunnyandclever]

I like cats because they're like me. They don't want affection all the time but they will initiate it when they do. But no matter what they're doing, they're the cutest things you've ever seen.

[somethingfunnyandclever]

I only become an Olympic runner when mom tells me to take out the trash at night and I hear something in the bushes

[somethingfunnyandclever]

What do you do it your heart says yes but your mind says no

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Sometimes you just need someone to wrap you in a hug and tell you everything will be okay, even if you don't believe them

[somethingfunnyandclever]

So I've been on Tumblr for a year now. Oh.

[bostocks]

I'll Be Gone Until March 15!

But never you fear, the lovely somethingfunnyandclever will be blog sitting for me <3 

I'll see you little aliens when I get back!

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Tag someone you want to know more about...

I was tagged by somethingfunnyandclever Name: Kenny Birthday: July 31st, 1998 Gender: The one that anatomically has testes Sexual Orientation: Bruh I likey the ladies (specifically my girlfriend) Height: 5'10" Favorite color: Blue (or for some people, white) Current date and time: March 2nd, 10:02 p.m. Last thing I Googled: How to spell "serendipitous" First thing to come to mind: Aw, Sara Favorite books: Percy Jackson. Just. Anything Percy Jackson. Fuck yeah, Greek mythology! Favorite movies: Captain America: The Winter Soldier (Both characters are fucking awesome), No Country for Old Men, Big Hero 6, and the totally real Nightwing movie that better goddamn happen in the future (yes I'm counting it) Favorite TV shows: Arrow, Flash, Young Justice, and the old Teen Titans (Fuck Teen Titans Go) Favorite drink: Apple cider Favorite alcoholic beverage: I don't believe in alcohol, I'm waiting until marriage (that was a joke, I just don't drink) Last movie I saw in the theater: Big Hero 6 Dream holiday: Staying at home with Nutella, Netflix, and the bae Dream wedding: Superhero EVERYTHING... oh wait, sorry, "wrong" answer; whatever my fiance wants I tag humor-and-destiel and panic-at-the-frisco

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Tag someone you want to know more about I was tagged by: velcro-shoes11 Name: Emily Birthday: October 20 ‘97 Gender: Chick Sexual Orientation: dudes but to a point (meaning ace) Height: 5’8” Favorite color: Purple and green and red and maroon Current date and time: Feb 28  19:44  Last thing you googled: Whiplash DVD release date (it was Tuesday apparently) First thing that comes to mind: what I dunno there’s not much goin on up there Favorite books: does Walking Dead count Favorite movies: BIRDMAAAAAN and Whiplash and Princess Bride and Secret Life of Walter Mitty Favorite TV shows: American Horror Story and The Flash and Supernatural Favorite Drink: Dr Pepper and Mountain Dew ‘cause I love having cavities Favorite Alcoholic beverage: I don’t drink Last movie I saw in Cinema: Birdman Dream Holiday: European road trip with a few friends Dream Wedding: literally anything just someone marry me

I tag themanynoisesoflink and gabrielarchangelofheaven and kathryn-is-not-a-muggle