I’d call you (but only if you want me to) — “come inside of my heart”, iv of spades; prompted by @elendventure on twitter
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If there’s anything Tom Riddle is good at, Hermione finds herself thinking yet again, it is outdoing her. Whether in Potions, or Arithmancy, or Ancient Runes, or even freaking Muggle Studies, which shouldn’t come as a shock to her but does anyway considering how much time he pretends not to be affiliated with his very much muggle upbringing, and—wait, how many classes do they even share anyway -
“Hermione,” Ron remarks patiently. Or as patiently as one can be whenever Hermione is ranting about Tom Riddle. “Please shut up.”
They are in Herbology. She and Ron are partnered up on Tremulous Granactulas - a much more vicious cousin of their ever-favourite Venomous Tentactula, much moodier too - and Hermione, instead of doing her agreed job of immobilising the sentient plant, has her hands gripped in Ron’s collars, hissing in his face about how Tom had managed outwit her this morning in Transfiguration.
“Are you still on about that?” Neville asks, from across them. His Granactulus is already subdued, and humming some sort of tune that sounds quite charming, really, if Hermione had stopped to pay attention. That’s what they’re supposed to be doing. Placating their plants. It’s like daycare, but with more chances of your hand being separated from their wrist if you aren’t careful. Hermione isn’t being careful. Hermione is livid.
“He has absolutely no right!”
“Let me get this straight,” Harry says as he stuns his Granactulus - something Professor Sprout says they are absolutely not supposed to do, on the off chance they do not care for their skin being burnt off. The Granactulus lets out a burp of fire and Ernie, his partner, has to stop, drop and roll. Harry remains oblivious to this. “He asked you to go to Hogsmeade weekend with him?”
“The nerve!” Hermione seethes. Ron whimpers despairingly as the Granactulus rears its disembodied head (it is apparently also quite talented at camouflage). “He just walked right up to me, and just asked me if I was going, as if I were such a swot—”
“Which you are,” Harry points out, because Ron is too busy trying not to die, otherwise he’s sure he would have had something to say about it, “so I don’t really know what you’re—”
“—that I wouldn’t already have made plans to go -”
“Had you, though?” Neville asks, pulling out his Remembrall. He’s not sure what he’s supposed to do now that he’s done with the day’s task. The Remembrall does not offer anything helpful.
“Well.” Hermione pauses. “I have a lot of work to catch up on.”
“Next year’s homework, you mean?” Harry asks, only because Ron hasn’t piped up, busy as he is with the Granactulus’ tentacles wrapping around his throat.
Hermione would have had an answer to Harry’s scathing comment, had Tom Riddle himself not walked right up to their work station. His own Granactulus is curled in its pot, the ideal that Professor Sprout had hinted, and no one has quite managed it. Because Hermione, miraculously, is not paying attention to class, and Ron’s face is now purple because of it. Everyone who has ever suggested Hermione Granger take it easy in class is now eating their words.
“Granger,” he greets. “About my proposition?”
“I decline,” Hermione says curtly as Ron writhes on the ground next to her.
“On what grounds?” Tom challenges. “I know you’re not doing anything this weekend.”
“Oh, you’ve committed my schedule to memory, have you?” Hermione snaps.
“Of course,” Tom says smoothly. “I make it a point to devote time to my areas of interest.”
“Some might call that stalking.”
“Only the cynical ones.”
“The power of accurate observation is only called cynicism to those who have not got it,” Hermione responds, nose in the air.
Tom’s lips tip upwards. “And this accurate observation of yours - does it extend to anyone else beyond me? Weasley looks like he needs some of it.”
True to Tom’s word, Ron has all but fainted. He’s on the ground, lips blue. If Hermione had paid him a modicum of attention, she would have noticed this, but as it were she is far too busy trying not to blush over the way Tom is leaning into her space, elbow propped casually on the table, entirely unaffected by Harry leaping over the wooden countertop to contend with the Granactulus.
“So,” Tom prompts. “Hogsmeade?”
“My friend is incapacitated, do you really think I have time to think about your invitation?” Hermione asks. She looks appropriately scandalised, even though Tom is right. Ron has slipped her mind. He’s being hovered through the Greenhouse, Neville and Harry (and Ernie, too, gratefully leaving behind their uncooperative plant) to the Hospital Wing, no doubt.
Tom shrugs easily. He manages to look graceful doing it, no effect on his posture at all. “In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you some measure of entertainment, at least.” He turns to go, but Hermione doubts that’s the last she’ll see of him. “You know where to find me when you change your mind.”
Hermione wants to tell him that his use of ‘when’ is very confident and not at all attractive, when Professor Sprout calls a premature end to the day’s task on account of the fact that she may have overestimated how dangerous a Tremulous Granctulus can be.
hannah is drunk and taking prompts, so send her a song + pairing and she will drunkenly bang out something. there will be typos if you look for them. please don’t look for them.












