Albert played by Harry Barnett.
Doreen played by Amy Mulcahy.
Norman played by Sonny Brown.
(Albert, Norman and Doreen stumbled in towards the bench) Norman: Shall we go and sit down on that bench?
Doreen: They're all brown!
Norman: Well they weren't all brown!
(Albert, Doreen and Norman arrive at the bench)
Doreen: Scootch over Norman!
Albert: Oh god, my shoes are a bit dusty...
(All 3 sit down slowly at the same time)
Albert, Doreen and Norman: (Laughing together) We all sat down at the same time!
(Albert discreetly falls asleep)
Norman: Look at all this brown, there was never this much brown in our day!
Doreen: I like the colour brown!
Norman: What do you think of the brown Albert? Albert?!...
(Doreen hits Albert with her walking stick to awaken him)
Albert: Oh, oh yes Norm I think it's ridiculous. What about the old days when we went to work in the factory in our black and white suits norm?
Norman: Yes, nothing was brown then.
Doreen: I love the colour brown, it shows equality!
Norman: No it doesn't! In our day, all we wore was black suits and ties.
Albert: Oh yes, oh yes, we used to get all the girls didn't we Norman?
(Doreen and Norman, laugh)
Norman: Look over there, that dog is not brown, it's white!
(Albert, Doreen and Norman rush off the bench to chase the white dog)