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Carif my buddy I've not heard from you in ages I hope you are well

SONO!!!

Oh fuck dude it HAS been ages!! I've been good just been working a. Very unholy amount and switching between 3 separate hyperfixations like a pendulum swinging at terminal velocity SO at the very least I'm keeping entertained akrjwkr but how have you been?? Are you good?? Well?? Fantastic?? Did you actually pass, God rest your soul, and now you're haunting me through internet hijinks?? Your icon is definitely haunting me once again akfbakfj

#carif.answer #sonobissesuale #me seeing ur icon again: ah. horrendous. exquisite. terrible. yet perfection #i despise it (affectionate)#akfjskfke i hope youve been good!!!#i didnt answer this sooner bc i was at work but i got very excited to see your username in my inbox akdjskf #literally just the other day i was like 'yo are they good?? i havent seen them around in a hot minute?'#but unfortunately i am Fearful of checking in and sending asks/messages bc. i Worry about being annoying akfjskrj #i may be scared to do anything but i DO be thinking and sending good vibes 😌✊

Carif I am finished with the dig! It ended so fucking poorly like wow I could Not have guessed it would have ended the way it did

OH NO IM SORRY???? i mean youre sending me an ask so im at least assuming you made it out alive, but??? what happened???

#carif.answer #sonobissesuale #sono tag #YOU STILL ALSO GOTTA TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT THAT MADE YOU SO SAPPY AND HAPPY #but like. okay the way this ended is it gonna be a doozy #like did something happen that is So Fucking Out there #i need to know now give me deets buddy pal

Carif I am on my way to the dig I am scared if you do not hear from me ever again I have befallen one of three fates

1) cursed item

2) buried alive by vengeful archaeologists

3) sunstroke and died in a ditch in a field

HI I DID NOT GET NOTIFIED ABOUT THIS ASK SO LETS GO OVER THESE OPTIONS

1. Cursed item is fine. You have acquired a friend. It is a well known fact that curses are similar to cats, just give it some wet food and occasionally scratch its lil chin and you have a new friend

2. Dying for your profession!! An honorable fate. And just think when that area is excavated again in some odd hundreds of years YOU will be the precious find!! If you're buried alive by vengeful archeologists then you can become a vengeful spirit. Powers!!!!!

3. This is the least pleasing option but also like. Hey. Sky burials are kinda cool and it's still a sweet release from this mortal coil. But also just don't die in general, that wouldn't be good and also I would be sad

HAS THE DIG BEEN FUN SO FAR THOUGH?? DID YOU FIND ANY BONES FOR ME TO STICK MY TONGUE TO

#carif.answer #sonobissesuale #sono tag #MAKE SURE YOU ARE DRINKING WATER AND STAYING IN SHADE

Woooo fun night! My friend just pulled up to my house and told me we were going somewhere and we went to the beach with another pal and just wandered about and danced in the sunset and dark on the sand and shallow waters felt very 'coming of age' movie

YOO THAT SOUNDS INCREDIBLE

Did you learn some valuable life long lesson about your youth that has brought you closer to your loved ones and has made you a better person

#carif.answer #sonobissesuale #sono tag #ive never actually watched any kind of coming of age movie idk what the moral messages for them are #BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN AND IM JEALOUS

SHIT THE BED TWICE THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY FECKIN LIFE NOT INLY AM I LATE TO WORK BUT I JUST GOT BLASTED WITH A GUST OF FRIGID NORTHERN WIND AND IT BLEW ME SKIRT UP AND I JUST FLASHED A WHOLE BUS OF PEOPLE MY WHITE AND RED HEART PATTERNED KNICKERS WHAT KIND OF CARTOON IS THIS

I HAVE BEEN SO CONFUSED BY THIS AND GOOGLE ISNT HELPING ME AT ALL

IS THIS A REAL THING??? IS THIS A REAL CARTOON??? I FEEL LIKE THIS WOULD BE A ROBOT CHICKEN SKIT

PLEASE TELL ME I HAVE BEEN PERPLEXED FOR DAYS

#carif.answer #sonobissesuale #sono tag #I AM???#IS THIS LIKE. A EUROPEAN MEME #AM I NOT BRITISH ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND IT #AM I TOO AMERICAN #i am probably too american for a lot of stuff #BUT PLEASE I AM SO INTRIGUED I HAVE TO KNOW

FUCK cooked fruit I'm the only hot fruit allowed 🚫✌️

#carif.answer #sonobissesuale #sono tag #COOKED FRUIT IS SO GROSS THOUGH ITS SLIMEY #when i was a kid my dad would always make peach cobbler and he would always get So Pissed bc i refused to eat any #bc the texture of cooked peaches is the WORST #whoever decided that fruit needed to be soggy and at the consistency of runny snot and then proceed to heat blast all the flavor out of them #needs to die

On a list of unpleasant experiences, standing in the bath of a student house with your legs spread apart stance wise and hair removal cream on your arse cheeks while the only thing seperating you from a bunch of party goers and your bare naked flesh is a thin shower curtain is definitely one of those top bad experiences.

Can't say I've ever experienced it but. I bet it's bad.

Unrelated but guess what I'm doing.

I can't tell if I admire you, fear you, or if I'm just completely obsessed with you. Probably a little of all 3

Just the barest hint of wind, just a sneeze really, would expose all of you and your in process hairless ass to all of your peers

What a way to feel so utterly and completely alive

#carif.answer #sonobissesuale #sono tag #mark this as reasons why i never went to college #knowing my luck i would have found myself in this exact situation and then tripped and ripped off the curtain in my descent #you are far braver than i could ever be ✊😔

Carif I am going on my dig TOMORROW and I am Scared omg. Two weeks work bunking with people I don't know how am I meant to act if I have to touch a dead person omg do I peace sign???? I hope I'm in the farm house and not the tent.

SIMPLE if you touch a dead person you just gotta quote that "Miss Keisha? Miss Keisha? Oh she fuckin dead" vine. Every time. Add a peace sign for added affect

But also!!!!!!! Dude how exciting!!!! Maybe there will be someone there who is also obsessed with the craft of mining people and then you can bond over boxes and dead people thats the best basis of any friendship I'd say

Are you excited???? Nervous???? Did you EVER study for that final?? Are you gonna discover the next new dinosaur???? Will you name it after me????

#carif.answer #sonobissesuale #sono tag #I HOPE ITS A TON OF FUN THO #the only things i know about digs are from movies #so that's to say I know nothing #they seem equally as fun and exciting as much as they sound like. hmmmm #i mean if its really just like 2 weeks in an adult sand box just brushing and sifting sand in the heat then thats less fun #STILL possibly exciting though #if you find human bones bring me back one I wanna stick my tongue on jt

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