#source: 8th grade

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(Band class AU)

America: *isn't there*

Washington: Everyone get on your knees and pray we have study hall.

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California: I'm dummy thick because I'm a god.

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(Band class au)

*Rhode Island and Delaware wearing their instruments on their heads and dancing up and down to this*

Rhode Island: [Connecticut]! Join us!

Connecticut: I don't think I will.

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(Here's a, extremely messy comic I made from what I remember about the situation. But as the states of course.)

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*silence*

Mississippi: I don't know when my next Jesus class is!

Alabama: It's in March [Mississippi].

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(For context the original person meant a special kind of Sunday school in our area.)

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(School Au)

Video: "But what do plants eat????"

Colorado: Drugs.

(Later in the video)

Video: "But plants don't have mouths!"

Nebraska: Really??! (sarcastic and bored)

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*before school in an au where they share a house as friends *

Michigan: Why is everyone up?!

Wisconsin: Neo and Jet called us to attend a party.

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(I understand you don't know who the heck Neo and Jet are, they are my pet guinea pigs, and it was just so funny to me to have them there that I couldn't remove their names.)

Here they are:

Neo is the one with orange, Jet is the pale one.

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Massachusetts: Why are you guys passing around my cutting board, it looks like you're making drug deals.