#source: asoue

[smallfrogpleasedtomeetyou]

Hiccup: Ah the imagination of childhood

Viggo: I never had one

Hiccup: An imagination or a childhood?

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: Didn’t Carl teach you anything?

Geoffrey: He taught me to survive.

Jonathan: Well they do say, "Those who can’t do... teach."

[joysmercer]

Mr. Sweet, writing a detention slip: You must understand, Edison, that Victor had a very terrible childhood.

Eddie: I understand. I'm having a very terrible childhood right now.

[alice-blogs-things]

Incorrect Umbrella Academy Quotes

Klaus: Do you know what the question I'm asked the most is?

Ben, deadpan: Will you please leave the premises?

[strangerthingsastiktoks]

Dr Brenner: I know Henry can be prickly, but you have to understand, he had a very terrible childhood. Eleven: I understand. I'm having a very terrible childhood right now.

[sirius-you-know]

Fuck Romeo and Juliet I want what these bitches have

*Points Lemony Snicket and Beatrice*

[incorrectwolfpack]

Sam: the truth is, you’re a werewolf

Paul: a werewolf? I thought those were a myth! Like gravity or inner beauty

[thingsoverheardatua]

Shigaraki: Do you know what the question I'm asked the most is?

Dabi: 'Will you leave the premises'?