#source: friendly hostility

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PORRIM: Kankri! Yo+ur desk is the filthiest thing I’ve ever seen!

KANKRI: L99k, I’ll admit it’s n9t sparkly clean, all right? 6ut I kn9w where everything is. It’s n9t that 6ad.

PORRIM: Kankri, it’s gained sentience.

DESK GARBAGE: I have not!

KANKRI: See? Tw9 against 9ne.

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Redtooth: Bartender! Three beers. And whatever you guys are having. Fangburn: Light beer! Shadow: Absence-of-light beer!