#source: resident alien

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Waron: there’s no point in resisting, Zius always does the right thing. it’s his most annoying trait!

Waron: that and he never lets me kill anyone.

[celtic-romulan]

Eberstein: How did you get past security? Siklós Castle is impenetrable!

Eke Máté: Door was unlocked.

Eberstein: SonofaBITCH!

[swan2swan]

Brooklynn: "But you never give me gifts! Except for that one time, when you got me that hunting jacket..."

Yaz: "With the bullseye on it! Yes!"

[imbadatwrighting]

Dean: Okay, you’re not gonna help save the world? Then what? What are you going to do?

Castiel, holding child!reader in his arms: I will do what human failures do. I will ignore my horrible life by being a parent and passing my resentment on to my children.

Dean: “Children”?

Claire, opening the door: Can you keep it down? I’m sleeping!

Castiel: I adopted Jimmy Novak’s daughter, Claire.

Dean: ….damnit

Castiel: Oh, do not think of slamming that door, Claire! You are not sleeping this day away! I am signing you up for soccer practice.

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Dalton: are you gonna tell me how you did that??

Candentia: did what?

Dalton: *talking slowly* you just dragged a 220 pound man through a wall

Candentia: yoga.

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Nagyunn: you wouldn’t even have clothes if i didn’t buy them for you!

Najin: you stole them out of a goodwill dumpster!!

Nagyunn: i threw in a dollar!

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Haruna: Oh, no... Haruna: I FORGOT THE DONUTS!!

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

[Kaoru sees sees Teru outcold on the ground] Kaoru: (checks for Teru's pulse) Kaoru: This is awful. He's still alive.