#source:archer

[incorrectdcu]

Alfred: What’s your blood type?

Duke Thomas: How would I know?

Alfred: How would you not??

Duke: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner? Discoverer of blood groups?!

[incorrectggtvavquotes]

Henri: Sometimes I feel like I’ve failed you two as a father.

Monty: Sometimes?

[just-incorrect-beastars]

Melon: Goodbye, Agata, and oh, you’re fired.      

Agata: Technically I’m a member of the Shishigumi, so-                

Melon: Really?                

Agata: Why do you think I’be been living here all these years?                

Melon: I just thought you were- Well, slave’s not the right word, but- Really? You are a member?              

[whosetosay19]

*Christen to herself after Tobin does something stupid and reckless*

Christen: Why do you let her push your buttons? Why not push HER buttons?...*sigh*...because she has no buttons. She’s buttonless!

Tobin: Chriiiisssss look!I learned a new trick! I broke that vase, but I think I got it nailed now!

Christen: ugh...that’s why.

[linkeduniverse-incorrect]

Wild: “I’M WILD-IZING THIS PLAN!!”

Twilight: “you can not make yourself a verb wild”

Wild “I’M A VERB NOW TWILIGHT, DEAL WITH IT!!”

[incorrect-transformers]

Blitzwing: Oh, so suddenly you don't have a death wish?

Starscream: Blitzwing, I've never had a death wish. It's just that I don't believe that I personally can even die.

[imagine-darksiders]

Death: Oh, so suddenly you don’t have a death wish?

Fury: I’ve never had a death wish. 

Fury: It’s just that I don’t believe that I personally can even die. 

[mineko811]

Mitsuhide: Wanna see something really cool? Press the red button.

Hideyoshi: Is it gonna kill everyone?

Mitsuhide: Hmm...press the blue button.