Jun 18
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Medic: I’m about to scare this man shitless.
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Medic: Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please!
Medic: I’m about to scare this man shitless.
Leon: *to the rest of the Masters 8 and Wyndon’s Crowds* We have upheld our end of the bargain…
Leon: *to Team Rainbow Rocket’s Giovanni, about Team Rainbow Rocket’s Ghetsis* …And your champion has upheld his!
Ash: *to Wyndon’s Crowd* For fighting this interdimensional war on their terms, Team Rainbow Rocket promised mercy!
Alain: *Gaze now upon the Masters 8* We make NO SUCH OFFER! Run! Run, Ghetsis! Run to your master and give him this message: We come for him!
Cynthia: *in regards to Nate* Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please; I’m about to scare this man shitless.
Location: Lumiose City
Leon: *to Alain* I have no dispute with you nor Lumiose City…
Alain: Why are you here, then?
Leon: …So what are our and Ash’s fans fighting about?
Ash: You’re the one getting involved in our rivalry!
Alain: *rushing into Wyndon’s Pokémon Center* Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Diantha: Y-You were putting it in cold water?
Leon: Alain. Answer the question, Alain.
Alain: Yeah. I thought for, like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. I didn’t realize there was an actual reason.
Barry: You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
Hop: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Barry: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Kabu: It takes less than a minute!
Opal: Kabu, is your stovetop powered by the sodding sun!?
Kabu: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Opal: Like, seven minutes!
Kabu: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in, like, two minutes; less than that and you use a saucepan…
Raihan: *crying* You’re putting the whole mug on the stove on medium heat? Your stove is enchanted!
Friede: Every single person in this conversation is a raving lunatic…
Gloria: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A SODDING KETTLE?
Trevor: *after Dan announced that Alain’s Charizard was unable to battle* Right, that’s something I’ve now heard with my ears.
One of Ash’s female fans: Is there a thing as Audible Bleach?
Alain: *to Petrel* So, I hear you do impressions.
Petrel: Unlike the Trio, I am no cheap vaudevillian.
James: *affronted* It takes a lot of money to look this cheap!
Iono: *to Leon* Your acceptance of Alain’s challenge struck a nerve with the Rising Volt Tacklers.
Leon: Look, I’m sorry.
Iono: Your victory over him degraded both their ranks and Ash’s already wounded pride!