#source: needlekind

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Gary: Got trolled by some dudes at the adjacent table. Poured a bunch of salt instead of sugar into my coffee. Once I started drinking I heard them snickering. I stared at them the whole time. Downing my coffee as I just stared. They weren't laughing after that. So in other news, I burnt my tongue on boiling hot salty coffee trying to look like a badass