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Spy!Dad AU:

Spy: *looks up from his newspaper* Bonjour.

Scout: *yawns widely* Mornin'...

Spy: Your girlfriend doesn't have to sneak out in the middle of the night, son.

Scout: *chokes*

Spy: *watches him sternly* Go through the front door, walk her to her car, come back in, lock the door, stay awake until she's home.

Scout: *flustered at being called out* O-Okay, sorry... I thought you'd be mad.

Spy: *returning to his newspaper* I know you're going to hang out with her either way. I was your age once, except I got more bitches.

Barnaby: Alright! It's time for your test!

Barnaby: What does this mean?

Billie: I don't know.

Barnaby: Do you know what this is?

Billie: A frayed knot.

Barnaby: What's wrong with this?

Billie: No clue.

Barnaby: What does this do?

Billie: Beats me.

Barnaby: Tell me what's missing here!

Billie: Y.

Barnaby: Because I ASKED YOU! NOW ANSWER ONE OF THESE QUESTIONS!!!

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