May 2
Miss Pauling: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night.
Scout: It was autocorrect.
Miss Pauling: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Scout: Yes.
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Miss Pauling: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night.
Scout: It was autocorrect.
Miss Pauling: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Scout: Yes.
Ms. Pauling: WHAAT? THREE HUNDRED MILLION?!
Sniper: What happened?
Scout: Babe, you okay?!
Ms. Pauling: *trembling* W-W-We just recieved three hundred million dollars in donations!
Sniper: W-What?
Scout: *gets on his knees* I send my heartfelt thanks to God, Buddha and Keanu Reeves for this miracle...
Scout: Did it hurt?
Pauling: Did what hurt?
Scout: when you fell from heaven?
Pauling: …Did you just call me Satan?
Scout: Abort! ABORT! A B O R T !
Spy!Dad AU:
Spy: *looks up from his newspaper* Bonjour.
Scout: *yawns widely* Mornin'...
Spy: Your girlfriend doesn't have to sneak out in the middle of the night, son.
Scout: *chokes*
Spy: *watches him sternly* Go through the front door, walk her to her car, come back in, lock the door, stay awake until she's home.
Scout: *flustered at being called out* O-Okay, sorry... I thought you'd be mad.
Spy: *returning to his newspaper* I know you're going to hang out with her either way. I was your age once, except I got more bitches.
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Caught Looking Cessna U Wildcats Book 4 Forbidden Love Sports Romance by Kimberly Readnour
What happens when the girl of your dreams turns out to be the one who could destroy them?
With the sting from not being drafted still fresh, Dalton Boyd gets sent to the strictest coach with the most rules in summer league ball.
Was it mentioned the coach also serves as his host family? No? Well, everyone knows the player staying at the coach’s house has the most brutal regime.
But here’s the thing.
Dalton wouldn’t be in this situation had he not followed his heart and ended up ghosted. As much as he’d like to change the past, he can’t.
So, he sets a goal to stay out of trouble long enough to get through this summer and impress the coach and scouts.
It’s an obtainable goal. Or so Dalton thought until walking into his coach’s home and seeing the reason for rule number one—don’t touch the coach’s daughter—is none other than Cassie Greenburg, his rule follower ghost.
Summer just got a whole lot challenging.
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