@souredhearts ♡ a closed starter for you !
he’s drunk . that’s the only way one can explain his current garb and accompanying boom - box , something taken straight out of an early 90′s romantic comedy . rocks thrown at window while baby it’s fact plays full - blast and ——— oops , did that last rock leave a crack ? is he even throwing them at the right window ? never - mind that , organ lodged in his chest is burning with inebriated passion , the fire of a thousand suns or whatever - else - they - say . hands cup around mouth for amplification before he yells . ❛ JULES !!! YOUR MAN IS WACK ! THE WAY HE DANCES WITH TWO LEFT FEET ? WACK !! THE WAY HE DRESSES ?? ALSO EXTREMELY WACK !!! AT LEAST I HAVE RHYTHM AND CAN DRESS NICE !!!! ❜
