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Twyde Headcanons

Clyde is the taller one. He’s also beefier. His clothes are baggy and cozy so Tweek likes to bundle into them, especially his varsity jacket.

Tweek tests out new baking recipes on Clyde. He’s the key reason Clyde stays kind of chubby despite being the school’s top athlete.

Clyde shares his mom’s lemon bar recipe with Tweek (this is some heavy intimacy imo)

They watch anime on weekends. When they’ve finished binging a series and don’t know what to watch, they randomly select an anime and watch the first episode. Sometimes they find new favorites, other times they can’t make it passed 5 minutes.

2am-4am conspiracy conversations over the phone every once in awhile.

One of them being about how Taco Bell suddenly stopped carrying the free packets of Green Sauce in favor of Diablo Sauce and how it was because that stuff Clyde found while they were playing SoT as kids WAS Green Sauce and they made a deal with Satan to prevent it’s circulation and a repeat of a nazi zombie apocalypse in favor of a sauce that would be an instant binding of your soul to Hell if you ate it.

They’ve promised each other never to try Diablo sauce no matter how tempting.

Two idiots stay up late watching ghost and cryptid shows and scared themselves into not sleeping.

Tweek, calling Clyde at 2am: There’s something in my backyard Clyde: It’s probably just a raccoon, baby. Tweek: You’re probably right... But also... What if it’s not? Clyde: Oh shit you’re right. Stay safe. Tweek: I’m going to die. Clyde: Ok, well, if you do, I love you and I’ll avenge you by fist fighting whatever killed you. Tweek: You’ll probably die too. Clyde: That’s a risk I’m willing to take. We’ll be together soon, whether it be at school tomorrow or in death by backyard cryptid. Tweek: I love you.

Tweek nervously cheering on Clyde during football games.

Clyde is the type of boyfriend to spoil his partner with lots of gifts. Tweek is overwhelmed, but genuinely appreciates the gestures.

Muscular but still chubby Clyde = Literally the best hugs ever. They’re soft and warm, but so strong and Tweek feels really safe being held by him.

Clyde has successfully gotten Tweek to fall asleep just by hugging him.

Clyde likes PDA and kisses Tweek at every chance he gets. He especially likes to kiss him before games for “good luck”. It took Tweek a long time to get used to the constant affection.

Tweek buys Clyde Gundam Model Kits

He also buys him flavored creamers (like international delight) so they can have coffee together.

#south park #twyde #sp cleek #sp twyde #tweek tweak #clyde donovan #i'll probably come up with more later #most of these are pretty self indulgent #i honestly just really think Clyde would be the best person to snuggle #and everyone deserves a chance to snuggle him