It would be so funny if randomly Mr. Garrison started dating a guy that is literally just Human Mr. Hat and he somehow just doesn’t see the resemblance and yells at anyone who tries to tell him lmao
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It would be so funny if randomly Mr. Garrison started dating a guy that is literally just Human Mr. Hat and he somehow just doesn’t see the resemblance and yells at anyone who tries to tell him lmao
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Mr Garrison-South Park/South Paws 🐾
What’re you gonna do to them?
Give them both a big hug!!
THREEWAY KISS BABY!!
Marry them both, right here in the back of their car!!
Crash into their car, putting them both out of their misery.
IM GONNA MAKEOUT WITH A PUPPET WHILE KILLING GARRISON
IM GONNA MAKEOUT WITH GARRISON WHILE KILLING A PUPPET
Why are you doing this? Do you need help?
IDGAF ABOUT THE OTHER TWO, IM FUCKING THAT CAR!!
Mr Garrison in season two
i think way too much about mr hat lore so: obviously in season 2 he disappears for a bit but he comes back in the movie, he gets picked up by satan and joins him. this should mean he disappears forever, right? NOPE. he comes back and its shown that mr garrison still has him then, skipping forward a lot, its shown in the stick of truth game, specifically in the area where you explore mr slave's ass, mr hat shows up, implying he was lost there HOWEVER in 201 mr hat shows back up. in post covid, mr hat shows back up. MY THEORY is that mr hat can clone himself. he developed this power sometime before he was picked up by satan in the movie. he is also sentient but everyone knows that already. thank you for watching my ted talk
mr hat in season 1 ep2 lowkey sounds like satan