#spacebrocks

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does bruno mars is gay?

very

also when are you gonna turn asks on you fuck

i gotta ask you weird shit, it’s my job

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sometimes i wonder what your first thought is when you wake up in the morning only to promptly fall back asleep 30 minutes later. fucking hilarious.

i mean i generally just check to see if there’s anyone to talk to

then i remember it’s the middle of the fucking night and i’m the only one weird enough to be up that late

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how would you feel if i shaved your cat and fed you its hair? would you be more hurt that your cat now looks like a fucking rodent or would you be more hurt that i'm shoving hair down your throat against your will

the former

my hair already shoves itself down my throat against my will whenever there’s so much as a light breeze