“Oh my God, Karen! You can’t just ASK someone why they like the Kelvin Timeline!” A Brief Commentary on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
I *clears throat confessionally* was a Kelvin Timeline girlie. (iykyk; I can’t explain the CHOKE HOLD Spahura (Spock + Uhura) had on me–SEND HELP; I read the entire Kelvin Timeline pre-film Starfleet Academy novel series in 2023 JUST FOR MORE SPAHURA CONTENT) Anyway, I’ve basically given up on ever seeing a fourth movie in said continuity, but pre-2009 Star Trek holds about as much interest for…











