4 headcanon meme for spencer hastings, paige mccullers, and emily fields
Headcanon A: realistic
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
Spencer Hastings
Headcanon A: She’s bisexual and likes ice hockey.
Headcanon B: doesn’t know how to swim. she’s been to the pool with her friends but she always stayed in the shallow end.
Headcanon C: She cracks from the pressure put on her by her parents and fucks up her life entirely. But she’s actually really happy as a bartender even if her family cut her off. It’s her second day at a new bar when she recognizes two of her patrons.
Headcanon D: She is in a poly relationship with Paige McCullers and Emily Fields.
Paige McCullers
Headcanon A: would be an amazing mother and wife. Owns a motorcycle
Headcanon B: She is afraid of kittens. She saw a smol kitten in the street and ran away. Emily teases her about it.
Headcanon C: she becomes the CEO of a successful security company because the thought of doing anything that dealt with swimming. She has everything other people would want in their life. It doesn’t make her happy. She goes to the same bar every Wednesday to be surrounded by people but she always feels so alone. There’s a new bartender who looks familiar, but she knows that the girl she’s thinking of is probably some attorney in DC or New York. The door opens and someone she hasn’t seen in ages walks in.
Headcanon D: finally gets the girl and is happy. The girl is Emily Fields.
Emily Fields:
Headcanon A: is a huge Johnny Cash fan. Appreciates a good glass of scotch.
Headcanon B: has the worst handwriting and no one can read it at all. Once someone asked to borrow her notes in class, took one look and told her “I’d rather fail than try to read this.”
Headcanon C: Joins the military after her father passes away. She finishes two tours of duty but can’t adjust to civilian life and gets a job as a security guard. But also wins money in underground cage fights after her life falls apart every time she’s happy. She stopped living a long time ago and is just surviving. She goes to a new bar, two days after a fight. She keeps her head down and her baseball cap down even lower. But she hears her name called.
Headcanon D: see headcanon D for Paige. or Headcanon D for Spencer
