#sparkletron

[mikhaton]

megatron is her biggest fan

the book, cube, and cereal are all made by me lol. i love that tfp has made this a canon thing. megatron loves his pretty purple princess 💜 (also i lowkey kind of ship them now, fuck lmao)

[ss-shitstorm]

Idk why but I would find it hilarious if Twilight Sparkle and Megatron had insane beef/fuck-me-yourself chemistry with each other. Not because of war, diplomacy, or business ties, but because of shared interests in specific fandoms or in what they consider entertainment.

Those two are very articulate individuals and will hyperfixate on their blorbos and curated downtime to an insane intensity that worries everyone else

It's like finding out your buddy has a rival in Dance Dance Revolution in the local movie theater... who is also the same guy who responds on their commentary on Lazerpig's videos on YouTube.

And, of course, they're beloved mutuals on Tumblr that religiously follow each other's blogs.

would you hurt me if I said I can genuinely see them fighting on/off again for several decades over an old but still active BBS forum about cannabis ROA.

Like this site has not had it's graphics updated since 2010. The thread they have been eating each other alive in for 20 years was started by a 13 year old asking if smoking catnip is actually a thing. Twilight derailed it innocently enough by going off on a tangent, Megatron continued the tangent by insulting the one-hitter she had in her PFP (it was actually a vigreux column)

and they just. never stopped. It's 2026. They joined in 2006. there are 10 active users on the site total, never more than 3 on at a time, and two are always just them following each other to every board and thread and constructing their posts to be juuuuust on topic enough that they can't be removed/banned. But they're always there. The tab is always open in their browser. They haven't logged out since before youtube had ads.

They've been together for almost three years before they realize they've been fighting for 20. They have hatesex so loudly all of Canterlot/the Nemisis can hear and hotbox the bedroom so bad the guards are hospitalized for smoke inhalation.

[ss-shitstorm]

I think twilight and Megatron being a messy weird couple would fix something in me tbh. Rip to Equestria the moment a sneaky pic of her majesty making out with giant metal beau gets out to the presses though.

as much as I would loveloveloveLOVE the inevitable cutie mark crusader's episode where they scramble to stop that photo from making it to the presses(And are scarred for life in the process), I honestly think leaking evidence is the only way to legitimize their relationship.

If they made some bigass sweeping announcement about it like they did with her inauguration or like, Cadence and Shining Armor's engagement or w/e, no one would ever believe they were actually into each other. They're not convincing anyone this wasn't a political move to stop the decepticons from invading and partially cyberforming Equestria. Her highness is noble as fuck, she wouldn't bat a goddamn eye over a political marriage to keep her people safe and avoid war. No one is gonna believe they actually give a shit about each other for the rest of their lives(Which, considering both the cybertronian and equestrian-princess lifespan, is basically eternity.)

But if they get caught? If there's photo evidence oh him giving her backshots in the royal pantry at 3:45 AM, going to Donut Joe's later, and him subsequently purging into the dumpster behind Donut Joes bc he can't digest horse food? Equestrians are forced to accept that their princess likes them as big and nasty as they come, and decepticons have to grapple with their leader getting down on all fours and rolling over for a taste of that sparkliest sparklehorse that ever sparkled's puthy.